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PostSubject: Makan malam untuk suami...   Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:23 pm

Makan malam utk suami

Suatu pagi ketika seorang suami hendak berangkat ke tempat kerjanya..

Suami : "Ema.. abang pergi dulu ya"
Isteri : "Abang tak sarapan dulu?"
Suami : "Tidak.. abang nak cepat nie!"
Lalu sisuami mencium bibir isterinya dengan mesra dan
berkata "inilah sarapan pagi abang"

Tengaharinya. . si suami pulang kerumah..

Isteri : " Ada apa abang balik kerumah tengahari ni?"
Suami : " Ada sesuatu yang tertinggal"
Isteri : Marilah makan tengahari dulu"
Suami : "Tak pe lah.. abang nak cepat nie"
Lalu dengan mesranya sisuami menghampiri isterinya dan
mencium "dadanya" sambil berkata "inilah makan tengahari abang!"

Petangnya.. ketika si suami pulang dari kerja dia terkejut melihat sikap
isterinya yang duduk ! tanpa pakaian diatas periuk nasi yang panas
membara..
lalu betanya..

Suami : "Awak sedang buat apa tu?"
Isteri : "Panaskan makan malam bang!"

kwang...kwang. ..kwangg

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PostSubject: Re: Makan malam untuk suami...   Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:14 pm

~err..lauknya ape? smile
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PostSubject: Re: Makan malam untuk suami...   Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:17 pm

ape pencuci mulutnye? thinking1
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PostSubject: Re: Makan malam untuk suami...   Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:38 pm

~aku rasa nie xpayah lauk dan pencuci mulut kot..mcm roti gardenia tu "sedap dimakan begitu saja..ooo"
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PostSubject: Re: Makan malam untuk suami...   Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:42 pm

kalau mcm kfc beh gak.. "sedap hingga menjilat jari"

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PostSubject: Re: Makan malam untuk suami...   Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:08 pm

~uuu...im luvin it smile
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PostSubject: Re: Makan malam untuk suami...   Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:32 pm

perghh!! panas le duk dlm periuk...muat lak tu...

lps tu "hidup biar sedap" motto aiskrim walls hehehe apa la makna hidup kalo x sedap....
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PostSubject: Re: Makan malam untuk suami...   Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:16 pm

~tue periuk kawah tau..mcm masak nasi beriani tue smile

mesti husband dia kata "uuu ayamas"
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