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PostSubject: Malam Pertama   Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:54 pm

Seorang lelaki bernama Amat yang baru saja menjalani malam pertama
bersama isteri barunya, menceritakan tentang kemusykilannya kepada
Seorang sahabatnya, Mohd. Jamil.

"Wah, gila juga! Ternyata memang benar," ujar Amat. "Kebiasaan yang
sering
kita lakukan ketika masih bujang, boleh berulang pada malam pengantin."
"Maksud kau? Sebenarnya apa yang berlaku semalam?" si Mohd. Jamil ingin
tahu.

"Begini. Kau kan tau kalau sewaktu bujang aku suka melanggan
perempuan?."
"Ha'ah. Tapi bukan ke kau kata dah insaf dah, nak taubat selepas
berkahwin?"
"Memang la. Tapi aku tersilap buat something semalam."
"Ye ke? Apa yang kau dah buat?"
"Kau tau, masa malam pengantin semalam, setelah selesai melakukan
hubungan, dalam keadaan mamai, tanpa sengaja aku memberikan wang RM100
pada isteri aku."
"Wah, gila kau??!" Mohd Jamil terperanjat.
"Bukan aku sengaja! Dah benda
nak terjadi, nak buat macamana.." jawab
Amat dengan muka mencuka.
"Habis, bagaimana? Isteri kau marah ke?"
"Itulah masalahnya," Amat menjawab. "Dalan keadaan separuh sedar dia
menjawab, 'Terima Kasih Bang, datang lagi ya'...!"
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:15 am

mak ai.. ini dinamakan.. org baik pasangan org baik.. dan begitu juga bagi yg NAKAL. agar menjadi pengajaran.
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:22 pm

hihihi..
amboi siap ada ulasan lagi...
pepun lelaki baik utk wanita yg baik
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:58 pm

erm tul tu suma jodoh allah dah tentukan kan..
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:12 am

huhu...lawak...lawak...
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:39 am

sokong...yg baik pasti utk yg baik dan yg kurang baik pasti utk yg kurang baik...BARU ADIL!

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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:57 am

bayu_pagi wrote:
sokong...yg baik pasti utk yg baik dan yg kurang baik pasti utk yg kurang baik...BARU ADIL!

friends

tp ade jgk yg baek dpt yg nakal...cmne eh?? thinking
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:05 pm

nyamok wrote:


tp ade jgk yg baek dpt yg nakal...cmne eh?? thinking

well...itu namanya ujian dariNYA...
kita sebagai hambaNYA yg kerdil
tak perlu pertikaikan
kerana semuanya telah tertulis di azali

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