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PostSubject: Gua Ajaib   Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:22 pm

Pada satu hari Bedah dan bapanya datang ke Kuala Lumpur dan pergi ke



shopping mall... Anak beranak nie baru first time datang Kuala Lumpur, sebelum nie asyik
dok memerap kat kampung...



Jalan punya jalan, akhirnya Bedah terpandang lif, lalu dia pun tanyalah bapak dia....



" Pak, itu amenda pak?"


Bapak menjawab," Entah lah nak....bapak pun baru kali ini nampak menatang tuh...."







Tak lama lepas tu seorang nyonya tua terbongkok-bongkok, tergigil-tergigil pergi ke
dinding dan menekan butang lif tersebut.....lif pun terbuka lalu nyonya masuk ke dalam lif
dan lif tertutup.....tidak lama kemudian lif
terbuka...TINGGGG!!!!!




Keluarlah seorang amoi yang punyalah cun cam SHANIA TWAIN...



lantas berkatalah bapak si bedah kepada Bedah...






"NAK! KAU PERGI AMBIK EMAK KAMU BAWAK KEMARI,


KITA MASUKKAN DIA DALAM GUA AJAIB NIH....CEPAT
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PostSubject: Re: Gua Ajaib   Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:20 am

wah wah wah... Laughing nak tergolek aku kat opis nie Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Gua Ajaib   Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:18 pm

hahaha..
bagus punye suami
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PostSubject: Re: Gua Ajaib   Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:03 pm

hehehe ada hati juga tu bapa ei nk ada bini sun mcm shania twain huhuhu...
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PostSubject: Re: Gua Ajaib   Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:06 am

jakun tahap gaban nih,,,kekeke Laughing
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