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PostSubject: Kawasan Larangan Memancing   Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:17 pm

Sepasang suami isteri pergi memancing dgn perahumereka disebuah tasik.. Si suami lebih suka
memancing... manakala si isteri pula lebih suka membaca saja. Ketika sudah memancing beberapa jam
si
suami memutuskan untuk tidur sejenak dan meletakkan alat pancingnya didalam perahunya.. Si
isteri pula terus dengan tabiat membacanya..




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berkata "Selamat pagi Puan.. apa yg sedang Anda lakukan??"




"Membaca !!" Jawab wanita itu.. dalam hatinya berkata.."buta ke tak nampak aku membaca.."




"Sebenarnya Anda berada di kawasan yg dilarangmemancing" kata penjaga tasik




"Tapi saya tidak memancing..!!! Saya hanya membaca"




"Tapi saya nampak Anda memiliki PERALATAN untuk itu...jadi saya mesti membawa Anda ke pejabat
kami untuk di denda..."




"Kalau Anda membawa saya ke sana.. saya akan mendakwa anda


melakukan jenayah rogol..." tengking wanita itu




" Tapi saya tidak menyentuh Puan... !!" balas penjaga tasik kehairanan




"Ya... itu betul.. tapi Anda ada PERALATAN utk itu."
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PostSubject: Re: Kawasan Larangan Memancing   Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:17 pm

hehe...lawak..lawak...
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PostSubject: Re: Kawasan Larangan Memancing   Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:22 pm

peralatan apa tu? kita ada ke nyamok?

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PostSubject: Re: Kawasan Larangan Memancing   Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:52 pm

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peralatan apa tu? kita ada ke nyamok?

emmm...aku pn x pasti la zam kite ade ke x...klu nk sure..kite kene lakonkan adegan 2 smule dgn wanita kat tratak ni..kekeke
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PostSubject: Re: Kawasan Larangan Memancing   Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:05 pm

yg tersurat dan tersirat.. ehmmm sendiri mau ingat... hahahahaha Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Kawasan Larangan Memancing   Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:18 am

Laughing Laughing Laughing mmg logik jugak...ahaksss

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PostSubject: Re: Kawasan Larangan Memancing   Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:29 am

amboi..kemain suke lg eh bayu... Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Kawasan Larangan Memancing   Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:35 am

Very Happy hari2 kenalah ceria, gumbira dan hepi2....wat per la nak pening2 paler kan...
tapi citer nie mmg lawak...dan mmg masuk dek akal....ahaksss Evil or Very Mad

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PostSubject: Re: Kawasan Larangan Memancing   Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:43 am

mmg la masuk akal..tp dier mane bley wat cmtu...ni da kire mengambil kesempatan diatas ape yg di kurniakan tuhan..kekeke...
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PostSubject: Re: Kawasan Larangan Memancing   Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:50 am

laughing emmm sungguh bijak wanita itu .... heheheh

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PostSubject: Re: Kawasan Larangan Memancing   Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:00 am

nyampah i you! eleh~..
ske ko eh irees...
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PostSubject: Re: Kawasan Larangan Memancing   Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:09 am

wanita tu bijak sbb dia banyak membaca... tentu jawapan tu pernah dia nampak kat bahan bacanya yg dulu2.....
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PostSubject: Re: Kawasan Larangan Memancing   Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:53 pm

sememang nya wanita itu memang BIJAKSANA ... heheheh

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PostSubject: Re: Kawasan Larangan Memancing   Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:00 pm

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sememang nya wanita itu memang BIJAKSANA ... heheheh

U R ABSOLUTELY CORRECT...idop irees! idop ires!

whistle whistle whistle whistle whistle whistle whistle whistle

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PostSubject: Re: Kawasan Larangan Memancing   Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:03 pm

laki BIJAKSANA gak..hehe..selalu bawak peralatan..

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PostSubject: Re: Kawasan Larangan Memancing   Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:09 am

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laki BIJAKSANA gak..hehe..selalu bawak peralatan..

hati2 tau nanti kena DAKWA.... laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Kawasan Larangan Memancing   Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:17 am

takkan bayu nak dakwa gak... sekadar bawak je..xguna pun lg..hhaha

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PostSubject: Re: Kawasan Larangan Memancing   Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:35 am

isssssh takkan la bayu nak dakwa........
taklah.... Very Happy Very Happy

kalo tak bawak kang cemaner plak kannnn...... smile

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