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PostSubject: Letter to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft   Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:41 pm

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice:


1. There is a button 'start' but there is no'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Bhatinda! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a Vespa scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife Bebbo to know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
Banta

Last one to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft   Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:48 pm

haha..budus punya soalan..

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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft   Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:59 pm

kekekekek.. kalau aku bill gates aku tempeleng org ni..

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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft   Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:01 pm

kalau aku bill gates..aku jual pagar je
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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft   Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:01 pm

hehehe...mmg sengallll....lawak jer

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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft   Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:47 am

Yang last skali tu best,gate sell window.Huahuahua.Haru.......
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