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PostSubject: Petua Berkahwin....   Tue May 13, 2008 12:14 pm

Petua untuk pompuan,

Susah kalau kawin ngan bomba, bukak kepala je terus pancut;
Dr Gigi pun lebih kurang je, goyang2 pastu terus cabut;
Askar bahaya sikit, asyik nak tembak je;
Polis lagi satu hal, baru nak laju sikit dia suruh STOP;
Mat rempit lagi bahaya, lampu merah pun main redah je....
Paling best kawin ngan Cikgu...kalau kurang jelas akan diulangnya bkali2 sampai puas!!

Pikirla mana yg sesuai...

Osama Laden..bukan nama sebenar.... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Petua Berkahwin....   Tue May 13, 2008 12:22 pm

wakakakakak...
MENDALAM NYE maksud... Embarassed Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Petua Berkahwin....   Tue May 13, 2008 12:27 pm

naik le saham cikgu zol..

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PostSubject: Re: Petua Berkahwin....   Tue May 13, 2008 12:30 pm

hahahahhaa..kompom pasneh ramai yg PM cikgu zul..hahahaha

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PostSubject: Re: Petua Berkahwin....   Tue May 13, 2008 12:36 pm

ntah2 cik konah pun dah PM cikgu zol ni..patut diam je cikgu zol..membalas PM yg bertalu2 la tuh..haha

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PostSubject: Re: Petua Berkahwin....   Tue May 13, 2008 12:42 pm

Laughing hahahaha... siut jerk... kalau kawen ngan KONTRAKTOR jd ape?
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PostSubject: Re: Petua Berkahwin....   Tue May 13, 2008 12:45 pm

dok wat plan je la kot sha.. heheh
plan nak wat projek baru, cari tapak yg sesuai muahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Petua Berkahwin....   Tue May 13, 2008 12:50 pm

muahahaha... xsesuai wehh.. cari lain lak ler..
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PostSubject: Re: Petua Berkahwin....   Tue May 13, 2008 1:00 pm

cencuroot wrote:
ntah2 cik konah pun dah PM cikgu zol ni..patut diam je cikgu zol..membalas PM yg bertalu2 la tuh..haha


hahahaha..siot jek cik zam...
plisss..jgn bgtau org lain k....plissss
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PostSubject: Re: Petua Berkahwin....   Tue May 13, 2008 1:41 pm

huahuahua... mmg lawok la naz... tp macam nak promote cikgu jer... lps nie saham cikgu2 naik lah yea?...

huhuhu.... semuanya tak listed... kalau suami org kapal camaner lak?...
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PostSubject: Re: Petua Berkahwin....   Tue May 13, 2008 3:07 pm

kalo somi org kapal..
agknye asik dok belayar jek cari pelabuhan yg baik punye...
wakakakakaka...

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PostSubject: Re: Petua Berkahwin....   Tue May 13, 2008 3:10 pm

ha ah eekkk.... belayarnya lama... sign off (dok darat) nya sekejap... Laughing wahhh... terlebey sudah...
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PostSubject: Re: Petua Berkahwin....   Tue May 13, 2008 3:13 pm

wakakakak...caya la sempoi..
btol gak tu... Evil

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PostSubject: Re: Petua Berkahwin....   Tue May 13, 2008 3:16 pm

Laughing .... lawak tahap gaban neh!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Petua Berkahwin....   Tue May 13, 2008 5:25 pm

hahahahaha...adoilaa...penat gak tuh klu asek belayar jek...
Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Petua Berkahwin....   Tue May 13, 2008 5:29 pm

penat ker?.... wishing no komen..... tp kalau realiti situation hubby pi belayar, sengsara woooo..... paling kurang 4bln x jumpa.... wave
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PostSubject: Re: Petua Berkahwin....   Tue May 13, 2008 5:32 pm

isk isk..yeke kak lama camtuh..adoilaaa...nak tipon pon takleh...wuuuu...wuuuu..sedehnye camtuh Crying or Very sad

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PostSubject: Re: Petua Berkahwin....   Tue May 13, 2008 5:34 pm

cikgu zul segan nak balas.Hehehehehe,maklumla,pemalu......
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PostSubject: Re: Petua Berkahwin....   Tue May 13, 2008 5:37 pm

itulah realiti... tapi kalau belayar dlm Malaysia ok lagi.. kalau yang belayar jauh2... lagi lah payah... tp ada sorg Captain citer, mana port yg dia pergi (dlm Msia) wife dia akan sampai dulu... itu kalau yg tak kerja xper lah... kalau cam kita nie?... sendiri mau ingat laa....

tp diorg kata, tiap kali jumpa (bila sign off) rasa mcm pengantin lah pulak... mcm nak start bcinta.. tp sanggupkah ku hadapi?.. thinking
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PostSubject: Re: Petua Berkahwin....   Tue May 13, 2008 5:40 pm

klu laki captain mcm kawan akak tuh. takpe la tak kerja...huhuhu...husband akak kerja belayar gak ke kak??agaknya sbb dah lama sgt tak jumpa, tuh yg stiap kali sign off rase cam panten baru jek...heheheh

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PostSubject: Re: Petua Berkahwin....   Tue May 13, 2008 5:43 pm

yg kejer kena ambik cuti la...x kan x nak jemput.....eee
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PostSubject: Re: Petua Berkahwin....   Tue May 13, 2008 5:46 pm

hehehehe..nak jumpe hubby punya pasal la katakan...

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PostSubject: Re: Petua Berkahwin....   Tue May 13, 2008 5:50 pm

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klu laki captain mcm kawan akak tuh. takpe la tak kerja...huhuhu...husband akak kerja belayar gak ke kak??agaknya sbb dah lama sgt tak jumpa, tuh yg stiap kali sign off rase cam panten baru jek...heheheh

tp itu masa dia belum jadi captain lagi... husband akak?.. hehehe.. akak x kawen lagi dik... bakal hubby pun x nampak bayang lagi nie... tak tahulah dpt yg belayar atau dok darat... tp kalau hubby seaman, uish.... wa pun nak ikut beb... dpt sebln onboard pun jadik la...

tp itulah real story dari isteri seaman nie... mcm best pun ade... yg x best, kena tinggal...
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PostSubject: Re: Petua Berkahwin....   Tue May 13, 2008 6:06 pm

hehehehe..klu yg tahan, best la kak...boleh ikut hubby belayar...klu dah lama tak jumpa, pastuh tiap kali jumpe hubby, mesti romantik jek...bahgia jek...hehehhe

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PostSubject: Re: Petua Berkahwin....   Tue May 13, 2008 6:36 pm

kalau akak ok jer kot.. tp jgn masuk yg musim monsun giler2.. sblm bln 8 ok kot... lps bln 8, takut ombak 2meter mari.. huhuhu... brg2 pun boleh tergolek2, ini kan pulak kita... tidur pun nak kena ikat...

lama x jumpa, sure romantik... akak ni, boyfren tu xder la.. tp kwn2 jek ada... bila atas kapal kalau lama x dpt line, sure sms bertalu2 bila ada line... bila ada line sentiasa ada, biasa jer kot.... kdg2 sampai tak ingat nak sms langsung!
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