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PostSubject: Mari beli roti   Tue May 06, 2008 3:42 pm

Seorang penjual roti di langgar sebuah bas. Akibatnya, dia tercampak dari motor rotinya dan masuk ke dalam longkang..

Sementara itu rotinya bertaburan di atas jalan.. Sambil menyapu darah yang mengalir dari kepalanya.. dia terus merintih kesakitan.

Tak lama kemudian datanglah pihak polis menghampirinya dan bertanya..

"Ada apa encik..? Ada apa ?"

Dengan suara yang perlahan dan dengan merintih kesakitan.. penjual roti itu berkata,
"Adaaaaaa rotii kejuuuuuuu ... Adaaaaaa rotii coklaaaattt ..."
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PostSubject: Re: Mari beli roti   Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:12 am

Ehmm.. mesti otak die blur lagi selepas kemalangan.. ehmm yg polis tu pun sengal...
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PostSubject: Re: Mari beli roti   Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:57 am

Laughing roti kacang satuuuuuuuuuuuu...........hehehe
sian kat penjual roti tu....heheheh

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PostSubject: Re: Mari beli roti   Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:07 am

encik polis tu yg silap tanya...tanya ada apa..ada roti keju lah jawab penjual roti tu..
org tanya lah kenapa...byk pengajaran dari cerita tu..kita kena komited dgn kerja kita wcamne pun keadaan kita..heheh
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