Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you
> about what had happened in the past.
> Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
> Teacher : Why?
> Student : There is no future in it.
> Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6,
> how much would your father still have?
> Ted : $10.
> Teacher : You don't know maths.
> Ted : You don't know my father!
> Mother : David, come here.
> David : Yes, mum?
> Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
> David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
> Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so
> I am scolding you now.
Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
> Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
> Father : So?
> Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said
> 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were
> watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of
> breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at
> her father.
> Daughter : It's mummy!
> Father : How do you know?
> Daughter : She didn't say anything.
Girl: Do you love me?
> Boy: Yes Dear
> Girl: Would you die for me?
> Boy: No, mine is undying love
Man: How old is your father?
> Boy: As old as me
> Man: How can that be?
> Boy: He became a father only when I was born
Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
> Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.