HomeGalleryFAQSearchMemberlistRegisterLog in
Log in
Username:
Password:
Log in automatically: 
:: I forgot my password
Jom Borak
Organisasi Teratak
PENAUNG
DYMM Sultan Teratak
DYMM Permaisuri
 
WEBMASTER
 
ADMINISTRATORS
Inspektor Sahab
Bendahara Teratak
 
MODERATORS
Temenggung Teratak
 
TDC's Logo
Designed by:
Latest topics
» Horny 24 MALAYSIA - WWW.BATINMALAYSIA.COM
Mon May 07, 2018 9:21 pm by notrex

» KAMA-MAX SPRAY TAHAN LAMA WWW.BATINMALAYSIA.COM
Mon May 07, 2018 9:15 pm by notrex

» JAMAICA OIL WWW.BATINMALAYSIA.COM
Sun May 06, 2018 10:10 pm by notrex

» Arabian Oil | Cara Memperbesar Penis | 0133066540
Sun May 06, 2018 10:02 pm by notrex

» Prof Oil : WWW.BATINMALAYSIA.COM
Sun May 06, 2018 9:56 pm by notrex

» King Cobra Oil Murah - WWW.BATINMALAYSIA.COM
Sun Apr 29, 2018 7:17 pm by notrex

» MINYAK LINTAH TAPA PLUS - WWW.BATINMALAYSIA.COM
Sun Apr 29, 2018 7:06 pm by notrex

» Water buddy Malaysia, Pam Besarkan Saiz Zakar
Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:02 pm by notrex

» semi gauge penis pistol pump - www.batinMALAYSIA.com
Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:50 pm by notrex

» Jantan Pump - WWW.BATINMALAYSIA.COM
Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:41 pm by notrex

» HERCULES ELECTRIC PUMP
Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:47 pm by notrex

» Size Doctor Electric Penis Pump - WWW.BATINMALAYSIA.COM
Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:35 pm by notrex

» STALLION VACUUM PUMP | WWW.BATINMALAYSIA.COM
Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:26 pm by notrex

» LADY ERA PILL MALAYSIA - WWW.BATINMALAYSIA.COM
Tue Apr 03, 2018 9:10 pm by notrex

» PLAYBOY PUMP VACUUM PPV - WWW.BATINMALAYSIA.COM
Tue Apr 03, 2018 8:51 pm by notrex

Poll
Teratak Dunia Cyber
Membosankan
8%
 8% [ 3 ]
Biasa sahaja
19%
 19% [ 7 ]
Menarik
50%
 50% [ 18 ]
Amat menarik
22%
 22% [ 8 ]
Total Votes : 36
Top posters
zam
 
zoulle
 
mehatespink
 
nina2519
 
bayu_pagi
 
notme
 
roll_honey
 
irees_natasha
 
notrex
 
jay
 
Who is online?
In total there is 1 user online :: 0 Registered, 0 Hidden and 1 Guest

None

Most users ever online was 70 on Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:31 pm

Share | 
 

 If We Were Married....

Go down 
AuthorMessage
zulsa
Temenggung
Temenggung
avatar

Male
Posts : 595
Age : 40
Location : szbap
Status : three in the row
Joined : 2008-04-16

PostSubject: If We Were Married....   Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:20 pm

Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
Husband : "I was looking for the expiry date."


Wife : "Do you want dinner?"
Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?"
Wife : "Yes or no."



Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"



Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."



Son: " Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."
Son: "But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap."



A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"



Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever
The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."



A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!"

Sumber : saujana utama
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://insanbakti.blogspot.com/
 
If We Were Married....
Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» In a relationship, married or not.. you should read this!
» Married Life- NaruHina VS NaruSaku (funny)
» [Debate] Did Haruka and Michiru ever get engaged/married?
» Who women marry...
» Naruto Generations

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Forum Komuniti Teratak :: Teratak Santai :: Teratak Lawak & Cerita-
Jump to: