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PostSubject: polis cerdik   Mon Nov 08, 2010 12:22 pm

Pada suatu hari, seorang penunggang (Mamat) motosikal telah ditahan polis. Dia ni kena tahan kerana tak pasang lampu waktu malam di bandar berhampiran rumah dia. Dia bagi la.. alasan.

Mamat: Apa ni? Nak pasang lampu nak buat apa?
Polis: La.. tak kan tak tau kot.Untuk keselamatan ko la.
Mamat: oitt.. sana ada lampu, sini ada lampu, situ ada lampu, mau pasang lampu lagi ka?
Polis: Kuang ajo punya budak. Jaga ko!!!

Lalu polis tu pun buang angin kat tayar motor budak tu.

Mamat: oi! oi! apa ni gilo apa. Camna aku nak balik?
Polis: La...sana ada angin, sini ada angin, situ ada angin, mau angin lagi ka?

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