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PostSubject: ceritaku   ceritaku I_icon_minitimeMon Nov 08, 2010 12:21 pm

Pada suatu hari Ahmad dan rakan karibnya, Hassan, pergi memancing kat sungai.Dalam bosan-bosan menunggu ikan, Ahmad berkata,

Ahmad: aku ada satu cerita.
Hassan: cerita ape?
Ahmad: nanti kalau aku bercerita, kau kena ikut perkataan belakangnya, boleh?
Hassan: yela...

Ahmad pun memulakan ceritanya...

Ahmad :satu hari aku pergi memburu.
Hassan : memburu.
Ahmad : aku masuk ke dalam hutan.
Hassan : hutan.
Ahmad : tiba-tiba aku rasa nak terberak.
Hassan : berak.
Ahmad : aku berlari ke semak.
Hassan :semak.
Ahmad : aku pun berak.
Hassan : berak.
Ahmad : satu hari yang lain aku pergi memburu lagi.
Hassan : lagi.
Ahmad : aku pergi ke tempat yang aku berak dulu.
Hassan : dulu.
Ahmad : aku lihat tahi aku sudah tak ada.
Hassan : ada.
Ahmad : aku pun tertanya-tanya.
Hassan : tanya.
Ahmad : siapa makan tahi aku?
Hassan : aku....





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