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 Ipoh mali, wa tarak sombong maaaa

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PostSubject: Ipoh mali, wa tarak sombong maaaa   Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:25 pm

Assalamualaikum wbt kepada semua warga teratak... izinkan hamba bermula bicara... hamba ni berasal dari sebuah kampung yang amat terkenal di negeri Perak, translationnya...White Elephant. Hamba ni dah jauh merantau, negeri omputih, ommerah, omhitam.... banyak yang hamba jelajahi...akhirnya, bak kata orang tua, tinggi2 burung terobang, akhirnya hinggap ke bumi juge. Ituler muqadimah dari hamba ni...nak tulis panjang2, hamba tak reti... nak ngabis kan citer biorler hamba bagi serangkap pantun...kalau kome warga teratak nak berlawan pantun, ate sambutler yer...

Turun pagi Mak Wan Lijah,
Mengail ikan di tepi sawah,
Perkenalkan sendiri hamba buat sudah,
Lepasni bolehler blanja makan nasi kawah.

Nota: Kalu kome perasan, hamba ni peminat Mc Gyver...kiranya kalau kome duk kat zaman siri tu, kiranya kita gengler...

Adios amigos wal janggos!!
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