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PostSubject: Lawak hampeh   Fri May 01, 2009 6:04 pm

Salman (bukan nama betul) pulang dari kerja satu petang dan terdengar suara isterinya dalam
bilik mengerang. Dia berlari naik ke bilik dan melihat isterinya terlantar di katil berpeluh tanpa pakaian.
"Kenapa ni sayang?" tanya Salman. "I diserang sakit jantung", jawab isterinya. Salman berlari ke bawah
untuk menalipon doktor tapi belum sempat dia talipon, anaknya yang berumur 5 tahun berlari datang dan
berkata,
"Papa, acik Lan ada bawah katil ayah tak pakai suar."

Salman mula naik angin dan naik semula ke biliknya. Memang betul Mazlan (bukan nama sebenar)
jiran mereka ada di bawah katil tanpa pakaian. Salman menarik Mazlan keluar dan berkata,
"Lahanat kau Lan, isteri aku kena sakit jantung. Kau pulak cuba menakutkan anak aku ye?"

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PostSubject: Re: Lawak hampeh   Mon May 04, 2009 4:58 pm

mmg lawak paling sengal lagik hampes glempes...ahaks Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Lawak hampeh   Tue May 05, 2009 2:37 am

hahahaha.. sungguh tulus hati sang suami tu yea.. hikhikhik

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PostSubject: Re: Lawak hampeh   Mon May 18, 2009 10:54 am

hahaha..
sungguh tulus dan suci kasih sayang suami tuh kat bini die..
adoiyai..hehehe

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PostSubject: Re: Lawak hampeh   Mon May 18, 2009 2:01 pm

apa maksut tersurat dan tersirat dalam kisah ini ????

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PostSubject: Re: Lawak hampeh   Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:47 pm

zulsa wrote:
apa maksut tersurat dan tersirat dalam kisah ini ????

Maksud yang tersurat...si suami bengap....yang tersirat si isteri melampau dan tersurut si jiran lakhnat....
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PostSubject: Re: Lawak hampeh   Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:44 am

bendul kot suami dia..
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