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PostSubject: Siapa yang paling sengal.....   Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:14 am

Di sebuah kg ada 3 org remaja yg suka lepak. Sorang tu nama dia Ali,
sorang tu Budin dan sorang lagi Ciko. Aktiviti seharian depa ni
menybbkan tok imam x senang duduk. Pd satu hari tok imam tu dtg dg
niat nak tarbiyah depa ni.

Maka berlakulah bbrp insiden cabar-mencabar.
Tok imam tu cabar si mangkuk 3 ekor tu ke surau waktu Maghrib nnt.

Si Ali pun berkata, "Tok imam ingat kami ni jahil sangat ke? Takpa, nnt kami
buktikan yg kami bkn la jahil sgt spt yg disangkakan" .

Maka apb hampir masuk waktu Maghrib pegilah malaun 3 ekor tu ke surau.

Tok imam pun suruh Ali azan. Tanpa berlengah terus je Ali azan,
"Allah Ta'ala... Allah Ta'ala..." Dg segera tok imam merampas mikrofon drp
Ali & menyuruh tok bilal azan semula. Terselah kejahilan Ali.

Selepas iqamat, masa nak sembahyang tok imam pun mengangkat
takbiratul ihram. Tok imam pun satu hal, angkat sekali x khusyuk, angkat 2x pun
x khusyuk jgk lg..

Masuk je kali ketiga, Budin panggil tok imam. "Tok,tok duduk kat belakang, biar saya jadi imam."
Tok imam pun undur le ke belakang.

Budin pun angkat le takbiratul ihram. "Allahu akbar!" Maka para
makmum pun ikut angkat takbiratul ihram & memulakan solat. Tiba2 je si Budin
ni pusing ke belakang dan berkata, "Aa, tengok! Sekali jee tokkkk!!"
Lalu batallah solat Budin. Yg lain2 pun ikut berenti sambil ketawa terbhk2.

Tok imam pun mintak pulak si Ciko jadi imam. Si Ciko pun terus ke
depan jadi imam solat tersebut bermula dari takbir sampai le habis
sembahyang.
Siap dg wirid2nya sekali. Punyalah respek tok imam kat si Ciko
niii...

Lepas solat, tok imam pun puji-memuji leee si Ciko ni... Tapi dgn
bongkaknye si Ciko berkata,

"He hee, itu belum ambil wuduk lagi tu.Kalau tak, lagi dassat aku semayang. He heee..."
Tok imam pun terkedu & terlopong mulut nya....
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yang paling sengal.....   Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:10 am

Seperti pernah kubaca.. tetapi dimana yeah.. ehmm memang tak tertahan gelak ku di pagi hari.
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yang paling sengal.....   Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:22 am

Laughing mmg sengallllllllllllllllll......................sian pak imam kena sengal ngan bebudak sengal....ahaksss

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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yang paling sengal.....   Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:34 pm

hehehe,memang sengal kentang........
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yang paling sengal.....   Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:48 pm

memang sengal semuanya.. sesengal tumitku ini.... Very Happy
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