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PostSubject: Lawak Kanibal   Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:56 am

LAWAK KANIBAL

Seorang ayah dan anak dari golongan suku kanibal, sedang berburu untuk mendapatkan daging manusia. Buruan mereka kali ini untuk santapan malam. Tidak lama kemudian muncul seorang lelaki tua yang kurus.

Lalu si anak pun berkata," Tengok Pak!! Adak mangsa!" "Jangan!" kata ayahnya, "lihat saja tubuhnya, tak adak isi, tentu tak cukup untuk kitak. Lagikpun tentu adak penyakit." Tidak lama selepas itu, muncullah pula seorang lelaki gemuk. Maka dengan girang, si anak pun berkata, " Wah, itu rezekik kitak Pak, tahan untuk duak hari !" "Jangan!" kata ayahnya, " kitak boleh mati kenak serangan sakit jantung kalau makan daging diak yang banyak lemak. Tunggu saja yang lain ." Sekian lama menunggu hari pun dah hampir senja, tiba-tiba muncul seorang gadis yang sangat cantik dan seksi giler kat tempat mereka menunggu mangsa.

Maka sekali lagi si anak berkata dengan girang, "Uiih!!! Pak yang kalik ini bagus Pak, tentu isik diak lazat. Ayuk kitak makan, lapar nih.." " Jangan!" sekali lagi ayahnya berkata, "Kitak tak akan makan perempuan inik." "Kenapa Pak?" tanya si anak. Lalu ayahnya pun menjawab, " Sebab kitak akan bawak diak balik rumah dalam keadaan hidup... ., untuk santap malam inik, kitak makan saja ibu mu... ."

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PostSubject: Re: Lawak Kanibal   Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:32 pm

jahat sungguh dua beranak tu..
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PostSubject: Re: Lawak Kanibal   Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:42 am

hampessssssssssssss mad
sembelih jer dua beranak tuuuu...

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PostSubject: Re: Lawak Kanibal   Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:03 am

bayu pun nak jadi kanibal gak ke? hehe

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PostSubject: Re: Lawak Kanibal   Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:28 am

ark ark ark...itu hanya luahan ketidakpuasan ati jer
bukan apa2 pong...lempang kang!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Lawak Kanibal   Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:36 am

ingt sembelih nak makan.. hhehe

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PostSubject: Re: Lawak Kanibal   Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:39 am

eeeuuuwwwwwwwwwww.... Suspect

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PostSubject: Re: Lawak Kanibal   Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:52 am

ayuh kitak makan ibumu.....hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: Lawak Kanibal   Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:25 pm

kuang kuang kuang.....
habis madu, hampas dibuang....
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PostSubject: Re: Lawak Kanibal   Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:54 am

dia xbuang kak gee..dia telan..hhaha

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PostSubject: Re: Lawak Kanibal   Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:02 am

tul tu.tak baik buang.hehehehe
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