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PostSubject: kisah ayam   Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:42 am

Ketika Fasha sedang memandu dalam kelajuan 60 km/j, dia melihat seekor
ayam ikut berlari mengikut kelajuan keretanya.

Dia merasa hairan dan cuba memecut pada kelajuaan 70 km/j Bila lihat
disebelah, ayam tersebut masih mengikutinya. Dia memecut lagi pada kelajuan
80 km/j.

Tapi kali ini, ayam tersebut telah memotongnya. Fasha perhatikan ayam
tersebut memotongnya dan dia ternampak yang ayam itu berkaki tiga.

Fasha mengikut ayam itu sehingga sampai ke kawasan ternakannya. Fasha
bertanya kepada pemilik ayam Apa sebenarnya yang berlaku? Peternak itu
menjawab, Sekarang orang suka makan kaki ayam. Saya telah mencipta ayam yang
berkaki tiga. Tidak lama lagi saya akan menjadi jutawan.

Fasha bertanya lagi, Tentu sedap rasa ayam itu kan ? Penternak itu menjawab,
Itulah masalah saya sekarang. Sampai sekarang saya belum berjaya tangkap
ayam tu untuk teruskan kajian saya...lari laju sangat...

Note : angan2 jadi jutawan tetapi kerja tak buat habis.
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PostSubject: Re: kisah ayam   Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:02 am

sib baik org xsuka mkn bangau
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PostSubject: Re: kisah ayam   Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:45 am

xsuke mkn bangau. tp suke kat bangau sbb die kaler ping.

*erkk, btol ke bangau kaler ping????

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PostSubject: Re: kisah ayam   Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:26 am

tu flamingo da ain............
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PostSubject: Re: kisah ayam   Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:08 pm

ada lagi binatang yg sinonim ngan kaler pink ain..hehe..cuba teka?

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PostSubject: Re: kisah ayam   Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:12 am

hah! kak gee tau!!!
sardin dlm tin - pinkish kan!
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PostSubject: Re: kisah ayam   Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:00 am

salah kak gee.. yg tu dah tak hidup dah..dah duk dlm tin

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PostSubject: Re: kisah ayam   Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:13 am

aku tau zam jawapan nyer PINKPANTHER laughing
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PostSubject: Re: kisah ayam   Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:27 am

jadi ruangan teka teki lak..hehe..
cepat teka pig

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PostSubject: Re: kisah ayam   Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:48 am

hehehe,menari plak menatang pink tu.hehehehe
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PostSubject: Re: kisah ayam   Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:46 pm

aku tau haiwan apa ping tu.. ping GU.. pinggu.. Razz

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PostSubject: Re: kisah ayam   Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:58 pm

saya suker sama PINGU....
pingu! pingu! pingu!
sgt tomeyyyyy clap

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PostSubject: Re: kisah ayam   Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:08 pm

kisah ayam ke kisah pinggu nih..hehe

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PostSubject: Re: kisah ayam   Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:46 pm

abes cekgu tuuuuu sebut PINGU
saya ikuuuutttt jer....
pingu tu bukan ayam eksss???
oooohh pingu tu penguin laaaaaaaaa
apa daaa cekgu nie....(ayat kaver diri sendiri)

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PostSubject: Re: kisah ayam   Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:41 pm

kowg nh pelik lah.mencarot jerk
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