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PostSubject: Spielberg & Iceberg   Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:18 am

Suatu malam di Amerika, seorang lelaki China masuk ke sebuah bar dan melihat pengarah terkenal Steven Spielberg sedang minum. Dengan hati gembira, dia bergegas menghampiri untuk minta tanda tangan.

Sayangnya, bukan tanda tangan yang didapat, Spielberg terus menamparnya dan berkata, “kamu orang China, mengebom Pearl Harbour, nyah dari sini.”

Spontan pemuda itu menjawab, “Bukan China yang mengebom Pearl Harbour, tapi Jepun”.
“China, Jepun, Taiwan, kamu sama saja” ujar Spielberg.

Merasa marah atas perlakuan tadi, dia balas menampar Spielberg dan berkata, “Kamu yang menenggelamkan Titanic, moyang saya ada di kapal itu!”

Terkejut, spielberg menjawab, “Iceberg (gunung ais) yang menenggelamkan kapal itu, bukan saya!”

Pemuda China itu lalu berkata dengan lantang, “Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, kamu semua sama saja…”

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PostSubject: Re: Spielberg & Iceberg   Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:17 am

same je sume tu.hehehehe.....zamberg,zulberg,same je tu
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PostSubject: Re: Spielberg & Iceberg   Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:38 pm

hahaha asl adew berg sume same.nsb bek nme aq tak dek berg
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