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 Why S'porean gals can't win Miss Universe?

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PostSubject: Why S'porean gals can't win Miss Universe?   Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:26 am

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago.
Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:

It is the final round of the Miss
MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with L
Miss USA: Lamp
Miss Malaysia: Light bulb
Miss Singapore: LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter L

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with the letter L
Miss USA: Lion
Miss Malaysia: Leopard
Miss Singapore: LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no!

MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with L
Miss USA: Lexus
Miss Malaysia: Lamborghini
Miss Singapore: Lolls- Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter L
Miss USA: Lemon
Miss Malaysia: Lychee
Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!! (durian)

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems With the letter L, they decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter L
Miss USA: Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)
Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU!!
The Judges fainted..!!!

(lan ciau = penis in chinese)

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PostSubject: Re: Why S'porean gals can't win Miss Universe?   Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:43 am

Laughing Laughing Laughing lawak seyyyy....

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PostSubject: Re: Why S'porean gals can't win Miss Universe?   Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:06 am

cheh.. cina mesia pun apa krangnya.. gini gak le slang diorang.. hihihi

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PostSubject: Re: Why S'porean gals can't win Miss Universe?   Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:14 am

mebi miss malaysia ni dia maksudkan melayu kot.. bukan cina

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PostSubject: Re: Why S'porean gals can't win Miss Universe?   Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:19 am

bole jadi le kots.. hihhiih.. erra fazira kots.. Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Why S'porean gals can't win Miss Universe?   Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:16 am

siot je last tu.huhuhuhu
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