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PostSubject: MAK CIK O MAK CIK   MAK CIK O MAK CIK I_icon_minitimeWed Feb 25, 2009 12:59 am
Ada seorang makcik ni berumur 40++. Dia naik bas ekspres dari KL ke
Perlis.
Tengah perjalanan dia nak berhajat kecil.
'alamak! leceh betullah. Tadi masa
berhenti tadi tak nak kencing.
Adohh... malu pulak leh nak suruh drebar tu
berenti' kata mak cik ni dalam
hatinya.

Makcik ni duduk belakang
sekali. Lepas tu pulak org tak ramai.
Maklumlah... hari isnin, orang kerja.
Makcik ni pun balik sebab emergency.
'macam mana nak buat ni'
Mak cik ni
ada idea. Dekat tingkap bas kan ada tingkap kecik. Lepas tu
bas tu
berlangsir.
'alahh kencing je lah ikut tingkap ni'. Hajatnya lepas
dengan
jayanya...

Lepas tu air tu terpercik sikit2 kat seorang Mat
Motor. Mamat ni pun
angin lah. 'kurang hajar!!!'

Mamat ni pun beri
arahan berhenti kat drebar bas. Then Mamat ni pun
naik dalam bas dan
menjerit.
'sapa yg #@#@##@% &^ ludah kat luar tadi hahhh !!!!
baik
korang mengaku!!!'

Makcik ni rasa bersalah dan nak minta maaf. Dia pun
berdiri.
'makcik ni apahal bangun!! duduk!!!'' jerit Mamat ni.
'cepat!!
ngakulah!!!' kata Mamat ni.

Makcik ni bangun lagi. Dia kata 'sebenarnya
nak...'
Lepas tu terus dipotong percakapan makcik tu.

'Makcik diam!',
kata Mamat tu.
'Saya tau orang yang ludah tu lelaki sebab saya nampak mulut
dan misai dia!!' jerit Mamat ni
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PostSubject: Re: MAK CIK O MAK CIK   MAK CIK O MAK CIK I_icon_minitimeWed Feb 25, 2009 8:35 am
Laughing Laughing Laughing HARHARHARUNSALIMBACHIK Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: MAK CIK O MAK CIK   MAK CIK O MAK CIK I_icon_minitimeWed Feb 25, 2009 9:06 am
uiskk... huahuahuahua.. mulut ngan misai ???? sib baik tak nampak gigi.. Razz Razz Razz Razz
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PostSubject: Re: MAK CIK O MAK CIK   MAK CIK O MAK CIK I_icon_minitimeWed Feb 25, 2009 12:07 pm
ada gigi ke? hahaha.. camne la dia tonggeng ke tingkap tuh..hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: MAK CIK O MAK CIK   MAK CIK O MAK CIK I_icon_minitimeWed Feb 25, 2009 12:28 pm
arghhh, x kuase ai nak bayangkan zam... huahuahauhuahua.. bukan misai dah tu, jambang.. hahahahaah
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PostSubject: Re: MAK CIK O MAK CIK   MAK CIK O MAK CIK I_icon_minitimeWed Feb 25, 2009 12:36 pm
kalau la mamat motor tu ada kamera..mesti dia ambik gambar tuh..kita leh tgk gak..haha..
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PostSubject: Re: MAK CIK O MAK CIK   MAK CIK O MAK CIK I_icon_minitimeWed Feb 25, 2009 12:36 pm
tobat aku tamau temgok mulut yg berjambang tu.. huahuahauhauhuA.. bayangkan pun tamau..
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PostSubject: Re: MAK CIK O MAK CIK   MAK CIK O MAK CIK I_icon_minitimeWed Feb 25, 2009 12:38 pm
kalau ada aku tempek kat sini..haha
dari kejauhan mamat tu nmpk cam misai ek.. kalau ada dato K dalam tu mau jadi sasaran..kena belasah ngan mamat tu
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PostSubject: Re: MAK CIK O MAK CIK   MAK CIK O MAK CIK I_icon_minitimeWed Feb 25, 2009 12:39 pm
mamat tu naik atas bas terus cari dato K... hihihi.. "aku nampak dato K ludah tadi kena muka aku".. huahuahuahuahua
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PostSubject: Re: MAK CIK O MAK CIK   MAK CIK O MAK CIK I_icon_minitimeWed Feb 25, 2009 12:41 pm
lepas tu siti pi lempang mamat tu... makcik tu tgk dari jauh je.. nak ngaku dah takut..
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PostSubject: Re: MAK CIK O MAK CIK   MAK CIK O MAK CIK I_icon_minitimeWed Feb 25, 2009 12:46 pm
pastu sure dato K terkapa-kapa taktau nape dia kena lempang.. macik tu pun diam je mcm takde pepe yg berlaku.. seluruh bas hanya bole menyaksikan apa yang terjadi tanpa sebarang kata-kata.. driver bas pula sibuk menghantar sms sebab time drive tadi takleh nak antar sms......
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PostSubject: Re: MAK CIK O MAK CIK   MAK CIK O MAK CIK I_icon_minitimeWed Feb 25, 2009 12:48 pm
driver tu hantar sms ke hunny kono menceritakan apa yg terjadi..pastu hunny kono pun post kat sini...tp dia xbgtau cite keseluruhannya.. sib baik kita ni zol dapat cari gak peristiwa yg hunny kono sembunyikan dari kita semua
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PostSubject: Re: MAK CIK O MAK CIK   MAK CIK O MAK CIK I_icon_minitimeWed Feb 25, 2009 12:49 pm
hehehe...dah lama la tak buat citer sambung menyambung neh...
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PostSubject: Re: MAK CIK O MAK CIK   MAK CIK O MAK CIK I_icon_minitimeWed Feb 25, 2009 12:52 pm
tetiba jadi drama suwasta plak cerita ni.. hihihi.. soap opera tul..
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PostSubject: Re: MAK CIK O MAK CIK   MAK CIK O MAK CIK I_icon_minitimeThu Feb 26, 2009 8:37 am
aduaiiiii..
macik ni pun satu, g je la sro drebar tu benti.
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PostSubject: Re: MAK CIK O MAK CIK   MAK CIK O MAK CIK I_icon_minitimeThu Feb 26, 2009 3:47 pm
dah makcik tu malu nak suruh berenti.. itu jer yang dier terpikir boleh buat
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PostSubject: Re: MAK CIK O MAK CIK   MAK CIK O MAK CIK I_icon_minitimeThu Feb 26, 2009 3:50 pm
ala...benda dah lepas kan.. dah terkencing pun.. biarkan je lah mamat tu cari lelaki bermisai tu..
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PostSubject: Re: MAK CIK O MAK CIK   MAK CIK O MAK CIK I_icon_minitimeThu Feb 26, 2009 3:53 pm
ahaks...btol btol btol zam
biarkan jelah...hehehe

lagipon makcik tu nak explain
si mamat tu bukan nak dengor pong
nasib dia laa...
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PostSubject: Re: MAK CIK O MAK CIK   MAK CIK O MAK CIK I_icon_minitimeThu Feb 26, 2009 3:55 pm
harap2 jgnla dia tuduh drebar bas..agak2nya drebar bas tu bermisai kan..biasanya bermisai..
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PostSubject: Re: MAK CIK O MAK CIK   MAK CIK O MAK CIK I_icon_minitimeFri Feb 27, 2009 8:05 am
kalo drebar bas tu sure la semer owang nampak zam oiiiii
mau bas tu eksiden kalo drebar bas tu punyer angkara...
tapi mamat tu kata dia nampak mulot ngan misai
kalo drebar bas tu takkan mulot koooot...tentulah muncooooong
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PostSubject: Re: MAK CIK O MAK CIK   MAK CIK O MAK CIK I_icon_minitimeFri Feb 27, 2009 10:01 am
skang ni kalau tgk org misau tebal rasa nak tergelak je.. haha..
apa jadi ngan mamat motor tu ek skang..xjumpa kot org bermisai
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tetiba jer nor yg kena..dikatanya sorokkan citer sebenar...hahaha..tu citer zaman maktab dulu lg sbnrnya cgu zol n abg zam oiii...tader sorok2 penyudahnyer pon...
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