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PostSubject: KISAH DI BILIK GURU   Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:02 am

Setelah selesai mesyuarat yang hampir dua jam lamanya, dua orang guru sedang berbual tenang pelajarnya masing-masing...

Guru
A:Teruk ya....saya naik risau lerr.. bila pengetua bagitau yang ada
pelajar kita yang tak reti membaca, menulis apatah lagi
mengira.......pelajar saya ada seorang yang macam tu...kelas belakang
....tulah ....sekarang ni pelajar yang tak lulus pun boleh naik
tingkatan 4, tu yang jadi macam tu....risau betul..

Guru B:
Alah..apa nak diherankan.....yang lebih merisaukan saya ni, ada pelajar
saya baca yassin pun merangkak....aduh..ni dah kira teruk betul
ni....bab2 agama ni saya risau betul.

Guru A: Alah tu tak heran....pelajar saya lagi teruk..jawi pun tak kenal...huruf Alif sampai Ya pun tak pernah baca...

Guru B: Astagfiruallah....siapa tu?..budak ni perlu diberi perhatian ni(dengan nada yang serius)....
Pelajar saya yang merangkak2 baca yassin tu Ahmad namanya..

Guru A: Nama pelajar saya "Ah Chong"...hehe

Keesokkan paginya Guru A terpaksa ambil MC dua hari kerana luka di kepala akibat hentakkan kesan balingan kerusi..
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PostSubject: Re: KISAH DI BILIK GURU   Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:29 am

kahkahkah...mengong punyer cekgu... mad

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PostSubject: Re: KISAH DI BILIK GURU   Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:36 am

bukan sume cegu arrr.. terasa tawww warga2 cegu sme ngan statement bayu itew.. hihihi.. Razz

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PostSubject: Re: KISAH DI BILIK GURU   Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:38 am

statement bayu merujuk kepada GURU A...
u guru A ker??? yg nak terasa bagaiiiiiii
ark ark ark.... Razz

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PostSubject: Re: KISAH DI BILIK GURU   Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:41 am

zol pernah lalui pengalaman tu kot..hehe

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PostSubject: Re: KISAH DI BILIK GURU   Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:46 am

yelah tu kott...
saper makan cili dia terasa pedasnya
tak gitu....ark ark ark
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PostSubject: Re: KISAH DI BILIK GURU   Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:19 pm

ai ni da masuk kategori da ilang deria pedas arrr... hihihi.. makan le cili manyak mana p0ns xkan pedas nyer... Razz

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PostSubject: Re: KISAH DI BILIK GURU   Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:21 pm

kalo tak terasa pedas
takyah la nak terasa hati bagai
lempang kang!!! teasing

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PostSubject: Re: KISAH DI BILIK GURU   Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:24 pm

hatingan pedas tu kan lain arrr... hihihi.. pedih kena lempang ada le rasanya nih.. Razz

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PostSubject: Re: KISAH DI BILIK GURU   Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:28 pm

yolah tuuu....
meh bayu lempangkan lagik... fighting

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PostSubject: Re: KISAH DI BILIK GURU   Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:35 pm

garangnya bayu ni.. lempang bertalu-talu.. sib baik x jadi cegu dulu.. hihhi.. kalau tak saje je students dapat blusher free..

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PostSubject: Re: KISAH DI BILIK GURU   Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:42 pm

tu pasal gaknyer cita2 tu tak dimakbulkan...
ark ark ark garang nauuuu....
sib baik jadik PA....mmg takleh nak lempang bos
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PostSubject: Re: KISAH DI BILIK GURU   Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:52 pm

g arr try lempang bos.. baru bole masuk dalam buku laporan tahunan USIM.. huahuahua

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PostSubject: Re: KISAH DI BILIK GURU   Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:55 pm

poyos la cekgu
bagi cadangan merapu
tu sajer la tu nak burukkan reputasi ai neh
lempang kang!! mad

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PostSubject: Re: KISAH DI BILIK GURU   Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:58 pm

ala, bila lagi nak bole masuk buku laporan tahunan kannn... hihihi.. baru machoooo..

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PostSubject: Re: KISAH DI BILIK GURU   Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:49 pm

ntah kan cgu zul ader lak kak bayu ckp cgu mengong..i pon cikgu tau...terasa gak sket2..
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PostSubject: Re: KISAH DI BILIK GURU   Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:30 am

huhuhu.. dia kata kat cegu yg buat lawaks budusss tu arrr.. kikiki.. saje le wat2 terasa sket2.. Razz

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PostSubject: Re: KISAH DI BILIK GURU   Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:45 pm

siot jerk..........hehehe
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