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PostSubject: Suami n Isteri Berdialog...   Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:23 pm

Suami : Lelaki kawin 3 baru lah sah

Isteri : Kenapa pula?

Suami : Cuba terjemahkan ke dalam Bahasa Inggeris, "satu"
is one, "dua" is two, "tiga" isteri (is three). Baru betul dan sah!.

Isteri : Tapi abang kena faham Bahasa Inggeris, terutama tentang
"singular" dan "plural"

Suami : Berkenaan apa tu?

Isteri : Satu tu "Singular"; dua atau lebih "Plural"

Suami : Contohnya?

Isteri : One car sebagai singular, two cars sebagai plural. Apa
bezanya?

Suami : Ohhh... tambah huruf "s" untuk yang plural

Isteri : Betul tu. Sama juga la untuk abang

Suami : Macam mana pula boleh sama?

Isteri : Satu isteri abang MAMPU, jika dua isteri dah jadi plural,
maka abang MAMPU'S', tambah "s" je,kan ?

Lepas daripada tu, si suami tidak pernah lagi berceritakan hasratnya
untuk berkahwin lagi.


Padan muka ko.. kikiki

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PostSubject: Re: Suami n Isteri Berdialog...   Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:25 pm

Laughing mmg sah dah cekgu ada hasrat kearah tu hahaha

jangan delete...(kak da lempang )...

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PostSubject: Re: Suami n Isteri Berdialog...   Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:26 pm

yang i reply tadi ko delete ek zol.. yg kak da ko xberani delete sbb takut kena lempang..hahaah

kita ni masih MAMPU lg kan zol..belum MAMPUS... hehe

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PostSubject: Re: Suami n Isteri Berdialog...   Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:27 pm

sesungguhnya diriku ini takde kena mengena dalam cite diatas.. huahauhauhauhauhauhau

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PostSubject: Re: Suami n Isteri Berdialog...   Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:31 pm

mmg dah terang lagik bersuler zam... Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Suami n Isteri Berdialog...   Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:39 pm

haha zul... x per dalam kategori mampu lagi..
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PostSubject: Re: Suami n Isteri Berdialog...   Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:08 am

isk, ada ai delete pepe ke ea? kikiki.. x sure arrr..

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PostSubject: Re: Suami n Isteri Berdialog...   Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:32 am

lempang jer kak da....
waaaah tetiba jadik firestone kejap
kalo xmo kin pon sudi lempang pp cekgu tuuuuu Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Suami n Isteri Berdialog...   Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:56 am

meh le lempang secara berduet.. ambe x kisahhh.. suke lagi ada Razz

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