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PostSubject: Curi Nangka   Curi Nangka I_icon_minitimeTue Feb 17, 2009 10:30 am
Curi Nangka Clip_image001Racun "Seorang petani sangat
kesal dengan sikap budak-budak nakal yang selalu mencuri nangka di kebunnya.
Akhirnya ia mendapat idea... Di tengah-tengah kebunnya ditelakkan papan tanda
yang besar bertulis..

'AWAS.. SATU DARI NANGKA-NANGKA INI TELAH DISUNTIK DENGAN RACUN'

Keesokan harinya.. petani itu tersenyum kerana mendapati nangka-nangkanya itu
tidak dicuri lagi..

Seminggu selepas itu.. Petani ini pergi kekebunnya untuk memetik
nangka-nangkanya untuk dijualkan.. Memang jelas kelihatan tiada nangkanya yang
hilang... tetapi dia sangat terkejut kerana disebelah papan tandanya terdapat
satu lagi papan tanda yang baru bertulis..

'KINI ADA DUA
NANGKA YANG DISUNTIK RACUN'"
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PostSubject: Re: Curi Nangka   Curi Nangka I_icon_minitimeTue Feb 17, 2009 10:38 am
hahah....dua2 xdapat makan nangka..
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PostSubject: Re: Curi Nangka   Curi Nangka I_icon_minitimeTue Feb 17, 2009 10:44 am
huhuhu.. i ske yg ni...

--->Curi Nangka Clip_image001Racun
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PostSubject: Re: Curi Nangka   Curi Nangka I_icon_minitimeTue Feb 17, 2009 10:49 am
a'ah zol..i ske yg tu gak..pelik kan bentuk nangka nih.. nangka ke tu? nampak cam cempedak je..sekali tgk cam tembikai..pelik la
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PostSubject: Re: Curi Nangka   Curi Nangka I_icon_minitimeTue Feb 17, 2009 10:54 am
i nampak mcm kacang panjang je.. hihihi.. lawak tul Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Curi Nangka   Curi Nangka I_icon_minitimeTue Feb 17, 2009 10:57 am
itu la...cam kacang panjang pun ada.. cam betik pun ye...mmg lawak la kan..
sakit perut asyik gelak je..
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PostSubject: Re: Curi Nangka   Curi Nangka I_icon_minitimeTue Feb 17, 2009 11:04 am
huahuahuah.. sabo jeeee...post paling lawak setakat hari ni le ni..kikiki
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PostSubject: Re: Curi Nangka   Curi Nangka I_icon_minitimeTue Feb 17, 2009 11:09 am
gile arr..tiap kali i bukak topik ni sure tergelak sampai berair mata i tgk gambar tu.. nak menaip pun susah sbb nak gelak je..
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PostSubject: Re: Curi Nangka   Curi Nangka I_icon_minitimeTue Feb 17, 2009 12:09 pm
naper ai x nampak apa2 pong...huhuhu

nak nangka gi beli la beb...curik plaks
"kalo nak mintak laaa...kita boleh kasi" dialog makcik dlm citer pendekat bujang lapok
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PostSubject: Re: Curi Nangka   Curi Nangka I_icon_minitimeTue Feb 17, 2009 12:55 pm
adehh..asal bukak je tergelak..

xkan xnmpk bayu...ai ngan zol nmpk je..siap gelak guling2 lagi..haha
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PostSubject: Re: Curi Nangka   Curi Nangka I_icon_minitimeTue Feb 17, 2009 1:49 pm
x nampak pic pon.. huhu.. yang ada address yang x valid jer
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PostSubject: Re: Curi Nangka   Curi Nangka I_icon_minitimeTue Feb 17, 2009 1:54 pm
x nampak ke? kena block le tu.. hik hik hik.. sampai skang pun masih lagi takleh tahan, gelak je sambil menaip ni.. huahuahuahuahuahu
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PostSubject: Re: Curi Nangka   Curi Nangka I_icon_minitimeTue Feb 17, 2009 1:57 pm
rugi ah.. nak nengok ga. huhu... address imej cam pelik jer.. ada ker patut panggil dalam local disk C:.. temp file lak tuh..
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PostSubject: Re: Curi Nangka   Curi Nangka I_icon_minitimeTue Feb 17, 2009 1:57 pm
asal ada reply sure i nak tgk..bila tgk tak tahan lak nak gelak..hahahaha..
lawak tahap gaban dah nih...hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Curi Nangka   Curi Nangka I_icon_minitimeTue Feb 17, 2009 2:01 pm
cam terkena jer nih... belit2 wasa mata nengok address...
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PostSubject: Re: Curi Nangka   Curi Nangka I_icon_minitimeTue Feb 17, 2009 2:22 pm
haku pun terkena...ingtkan nangka..tapi rupa cam kacang panjang.. nak kata betik pun ye.. lawak la..hahahaha..
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PostSubject: Re: Curi Nangka   Curi Nangka I_icon_minitimeTue Feb 17, 2009 2:28 pm
mana gambornya ? Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Curi Nangka   Curi Nangka I_icon_minitimeTue Feb 17, 2009 2:29 pm
tu yg pelik n nawok tu... huahuahuahuahua.. link tah ke mana2 je.. kikiki
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PostSubject: Re: Curi Nangka   Curi Nangka I_icon_minitimeTue Feb 17, 2009 2:41 pm
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ni lah gambarnya.. lawak kan? nak kata nangka..cam pisang lak..hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Curi Nangka   Curi Nangka I_icon_minitimeTue Feb 17, 2009 2:44 pm
ini lah upanya nangka yang kena racun tuh... haha teasing
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PostSubject: Re: Curi Nangka   Curi Nangka I_icon_minitimeTue Feb 17, 2009 2:46 pm
a'ah pai...memula sebijik je kena racun...pastu pencuri tu racunkan sebijik lg..jadi la dua.. hahahah
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PostSubject: Re: Curi Nangka   Curi Nangka I_icon_minitimeTue Feb 17, 2009 3:09 pm
huahaha... 22 x leh amik ... tu lah dia pengajaran.. jangan kedekut...
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PostSubject: Re: Curi Nangka   Curi Nangka I_icon_minitimeWed Feb 18, 2009 11:49 am
xkanla kena racun sampai jadi cam pisang? pelik tul
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PostSubject: Re: Curi Nangka   Curi Nangka I_icon_minitimeWed Feb 18, 2009 3:51 pm
racun perosak tu..sbb tu nangka rosak
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PostSubject: Re: Curi Nangka   Curi Nangka I_icon_minitimeWed Feb 18, 2009 4:58 pm
bukan racun kot... mesti tersalah bubuh benih pisang dalam nangka
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