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Cik Markonah
Temenggung
Posts : 577
Age : 37
Location : ::Moncehster::
Status : ::Gila2 Remaja::
Joined : 2008-04-03
 |  Subject: Dua Bangla yg SENGAL  Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:26 pm | |
| Cerite brmula di satu station minyak. Di station minyak nie ada 2 org
pekerja bangla yg tau cakap melayu skit, omputih skit & bahasa bangla yg
sememangnye dia pro. Sorg tu namanye Majid & seorg lg namanye Iqbal. Pd satu arie berhenti sebuah kete mewah, mercedes utk mengisi minyak.
Pemandu kete tu seorg Pak Arab. Kebetulan pula minyak di pam minyak tu dah
abis, nie yg membuatkan Iqbal poning kepalo nak bgtau pd Pak Arab tu yg
minyak dah abih. Pak Arab tu lak tak tau sepatah haram bahasa melayu, cuma
tau omputih skit & bahasa arabnye ler..
Iqbal bgtau PakArab tu sambil menyebut "fuel" & dsusuli gerakan
memusingkan tangan menandakan minyak abih, tapi Pak Arab tu ternganga tak
paham. Iqbal coba lg sekali dgn menyebut "fuel" & disusuli gerakan
memusingkan kepala, tapi Pak Arab tu ternganga luas tak paham!!..
Iqbal tak tau nak wat camner..dia pon gi kat Majid utk menerangkan situasi
sebenar. Mereka bercakap dlm bahasa bangla, & bunyiknye cam nie..
Iqbal: Majid, tolong aku majid, Pak Arab tu tak tau minyak dah abih..
Majid: ala...ko cakap je la..minyak dah abih..
Iqbal: dah cakap dah, tapi dier tak paham...aku lak, tak tau cakap
omputih.. Yes , No, Alrite & I lap U tau ler..
Majid: Aku pun tak tau gak cakap omputih...
qbal: ala..ko tolong ler aku..Majid: ok...aku tau sikit-sikit cakap arab..
Lalu pergi la..si Majid kat Pak Arab tu & dgn selamba dek..nye berkata;
"Fuel!, Sodoqallah'hul.-.azim",
baruler..Pak Arab tu paham & teros blahhh....  | |
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zam
Bendahara
Posts : 5644
Age : 35
Location : Petaling Jaya
Status : Married
Joined : 2008-03-28
| | Subject: Re: Dua Bangla yg SENGAL Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:37 am | |
| siot je...hahaha..
berair mata aku duk gelak.. | |
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bangau
Ahli Mangku Negara (A.M.N)
Posts : 47
Age : 39
Location : Di pejabat
Status : Tak kawen-kawen lagi
Joined : 2008-12-13
| | Subject: Re: Dua Bangla yg SENGAL Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:26 am | |
| lawaks jer
pandai jugak majid tu yek.. | |
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apai_chey
Darjah Setia Di Raja
Posts : 310
Age : 41
Location : Kemamang
Status : saudagar merempat
Joined : 2008-11-25
| | Subject: Re: Dua Bangla yg SENGAL Sun Dec 14, 2008 12:09 pm | |
| amin... nasib pak arab tuh faham... kalau x lagi naya | |
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Cik Markonah
Temenggung
Posts : 577
Age : 37
Location : ::Moncehster::
Status : ::Gila2 Remaja::
Joined : 2008-04-03
| | Subject: Re: Dua Bangla yg SENGAL Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:04 am | |
| terharu tgk kwn2 dok gelak2 cite neh.. walaupon kopi pes jek...huhuhuhu | |
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mehatespink
Temenggung
Posts : 2860
Age : 40
Location : sumwhere in malaysia
Joined : 2008-04-03
| | Subject: Re: Dua Bangla yg SENGAL Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:29 am | |
| ark ark ark..
tak sodoqallahul azim gelak neh..
adui ai.. | |
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pakma
Darjah Setia Di Raja
Posts : 164
Age : 43
Location : kl
Status : ~lalalala~
Joined : 2008-08-26
| | Subject: Re: Dua Bangla yg SENGAL Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:13 am | |
|  sakitnye perutt.. pandai si Majid tuh.. | |
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zam
Bendahara
Posts : 5644
Age : 35
Location : Petaling Jaya
Status : Married
Joined : 2008-03-28
| | Subject: Re: Dua Bangla yg SENGAL Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:16 am | |
| nasib baik bangla tu muslim.. kalau kena org india ke..nepal ke..haru je.. hahaha | |
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nyamok
Pingat Jasa Kebaktian (P.J.K)
Posts : 252
Age : 43
Location : left behind u....
Status : laporrr
Joined : 2008-06-19
| | Subject: Re: Dua Bangla yg SENGAL Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:33 am | |
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bayu_pagi
Temenggung
Posts : 2295
Age : 45
Location : EARTH~
Status : MaRRieD
Joined : 2008-05-05
| | Subject: Re: Dua Bangla yg SENGAL Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:37 am | |
| ark ark ark  skali sodoqallahhhhulaziiiim.... mmg tepat nau la tuuuu | |
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hana_jb
Ahli Mangku Negara (A.M.N)
Posts : 174
Age : 28
Location : jay bee-tampoi
Status : single mingle pringle
Joined : 2010-10-20
| | Subject: Re: Dua Bangla yg SENGAL Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:57 pm | |
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