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PostSubject: Dua Bangla yg SENGAL   Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:26 pm

Cerite brmula di satu station minyak. Di station minyak nie ada 2 org
pekerja bangla yg tau cakap melayu skit, omputih skit & bahasa bangla yg
sememangnye dia pro. Sorg tu namanye Majid & seorg lg namanye Iqbal. Pd satu arie berhenti sebuah kete mewah, mercedes utk mengisi minyak.
Pemandu kete tu seorg Pak Arab. Kebetulan pula minyak di pam minyak tu dah
abis, nie yg membuatkan Iqbal poning kepalo nak bgtau pd Pak Arab tu yg
minyak dah abih. Pak Arab tu lak tak tau sepatah haram bahasa melayu, cuma
tau omputih skit & bahasa arabnye ler..

Iqbal bgtau PakArab tu sambil menyebut "fuel" & dsusuli gerakan
memusingkan tangan menandakan minyak abih, tapi Pak Arab tu ternganga tak
paham. Iqbal coba lg sekali dgn menyebut "fuel" & disusuli gerakan
memusingkan kepala, tapi Pak Arab tu ternganga luas tak paham!!..

Iqbal tak tau nak wat camner..dia pon gi kat Majid utk menerangkan situasi
sebenar. Mereka bercakap dlm bahasa bangla, & bunyiknye cam nie..

Iqbal: Majid, tolong aku majid, Pak Arab tu tak tau minyak dah abih..
Majid: ala...ko cakap je la..minyak dah abih..
Iqbal: dah cakap dah, tapi dier tak paham...aku lak, tak tau cakap
omputih.. Yes , No, Alrite & I lap U tau ler..
Majid: Aku pun tak tau gak cakap omputih...
qbal: ala..ko tolong ler aku..

Majid: ok...aku tau sikit-sikit cakap arab..

Lalu pergi la..si Majid kat Pak Arab tu & dgn selamba dek..nye berkata;
"Fuel!, Sodoqallah'hul.-.azim",

baruler..Pak Arab tu paham & teros blahhh....
Embarassed

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PostSubject: Re: Dua Bangla yg SENGAL   Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:37 am

siot je...hahaha..
berair mata aku duk gelak..

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PostSubject: Re: Dua Bangla yg SENGAL   Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:26 am

lawaks jer
pandai jugak majid tu yek..
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PostSubject: Re: Dua Bangla yg SENGAL   Sun Dec 14, 2008 12:09 pm

amin... nasib pak arab tuh faham... kalau x lagi naya
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PostSubject: Re: Dua Bangla yg SENGAL   Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:04 am

terharu tgk kwn2 dok gelak2 cite neh..
walaupon kopi pes jek...huhuhuhu Embarassed

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PostSubject: Re: Dua Bangla yg SENGAL   Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:29 am

ark ark ark..
tak sodoqallahul azim gelak neh..
adui ai..

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PostSubject: Re: Dua Bangla yg SENGAL   Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:13 am

laughing sakitnye perutt..
pandai si Majid tuh..
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PostSubject: Re: Dua Bangla yg SENGAL   Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:16 am

nasib baik bangla tu muslim.. kalau kena org india ke..nepal ke..haru je.. hahaha

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PostSubject: Re: Dua Bangla yg SENGAL   Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:33 am

huhu...lawak...lawak...
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PostSubject: Re: Dua Bangla yg SENGAL   Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:37 am

ark ark ark Laughing Laughing Laughing

skali sodoqallahhhhulaziiiim....
mmg tepat nau la tuuuu

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PostSubject: Re: Dua Bangla yg SENGAL   Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:57 pm

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