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PostSubject: Nak Ujang Weh...   Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:56 pm

Abu nih org Trengganu, manakala Amer ni org Kedah. Tinggal satu bilik..katil double decker.. Amer kat atas.. Abu kat bawah. Amer ni suker baca majalah dan komik.. si Abu lak suka pinjam.. belinya tidak. So, Amer ader sedikit bengang ler kat Abu ni. Kekadang.. majalah yg baru beli dan tak sempat nak baca lagi pun Abu dah kebas baca dulu.. bila kasi balik dah lasam dah.. tension Amer.

One day, Amer balik dari outing dan beli majalah UJANG. Siap cover tak kasi Abu ni nampak. Lepas basuh baju, kemas sedikit sebanyak dan siapkan homework.. dia pun nak rilek ler kat atas katil. Majalah UJANG bawah tilam pun dia bawa keluar. Elok jer dia baring.. baru buka mukasurat pertama.. Abu kat bawah dia bersuara..

" Amer.. nok ujang.."

"Nanti la jap.. aku baru jer nak baca.." jawab lembut jer Amer.

"Ameer.. nok ujang tu" Abu tak putus asa.

" Nanti la dulu.. bagi la aku baca dulu.. nanti abih aku bagi kat hang laa!" panas sikit Amer.

"Amer ! Nok ujang !! " Suara Abu sedikit keras.

"Hang ni dah melampau.. kalau nak beli sendiri la.. apa.. hang ingat aku beli UJANG ni dengan duit bapak hang ka??"

Amer dah naik angin.. siap turun dari katil dia dah.

"Laaa.. aku kata tu.. haghi nok ujang tu.. mung basuh kaing.. kekgi basoh.." kecut jer Abu jawab..

Drummmmmm.. hujan pun turun dgn lebat.. Baju Amer kat ampaian pun basah kembali.



p/s = len kali blaja2 ckp lua... ingat 2....hahahahaha..

laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Nak Ujang Weh...   Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:31 pm

Laughing hok aloh..
siang kat amer.....
ekekeke...

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PostSubject: Re: Nak Ujang Weh...   Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:40 pm

muehehehe..tu laa...klu sy kompom trus bg jek buku ujang tuh kat abu...even die tak mntk tp saye bg jek..nak kaber malu punyer pasal... Razz

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