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PostSubject: nyonya sengal,haha   Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:55 pm

Pada suatu hari, seorang Nyonya bernama Nyonye Mei Lee datang ke KL
untuk kali pertama selepas menang loteri. Beliau check-in disebuah
hotel Mewah dan seorang pelayan membawakan begnya menuju ke bilik
penginapan Nyonya Mei Lee. Nyonya Mei Lee dengan girangnye mengikuti
langkah-langkah pelayan itu dan ketika pelayan tersebut menutup pintu,
Nyonya Mei Lee melihat ke sekeliling. Beliau tetiba menjadi marah lalu
berkata kepada pelayan tersebut.

"Eksekius mi, lu jangan ingat wa tua, mali dari kampung, tatak tau duduk
hotel.. sudah baya latut latut, lu kasi ini bilik ka??! kicik!! Tatak
tibi, tatak lemari tatak apa pun??? katil mau titun pun tatak????,
haiyyaaa.. mau tipu olang ka??!!" Lalu pelayan itu pun menjawab,
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"Sabar Nyonya, ini baru lift, maaa...." Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: nyonya sengal,haha   Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:44 pm

haiyaaa...lift ka? wa biasa pigi itu hotel satu tingkat saja..
wa tua maaa..manyak nyanyok..wa ingt ini lift bilik wa...soli aaa...nah satu latut wa kasi tip sama lu...

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PostSubject: Re: nyonya sengal,haha   Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:11 pm

adoi ai..
sian nyonya ni..
nmpk sgt xpnah nek lif..

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PostSubject: Re: nyonya sengal,haha   Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:14 pm

kahkahkahkah
aiyark! lip kaaaa
apasat lu tatak impom awai2
wa ingat ini bilik hotel maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ahaksss!!!

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