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PostSubject: Kita dan Matematik   Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:31 pm

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man smart woman = romance

Smart man dumb woman = affair

Dumb man smart woman = marriage

Dumb man dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss smart employee = profit

Smart boss dumb employee = production

Dumb boss smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss dumb employee = overtime

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

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