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PostSubject: Petua nak bagi tahan lama...   Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:18 pm

KELAPA PARUT
Untuk lebih tahan lama selama 2 tahun.
Belah kelapa dan ambik sebelah sahaja.
Gunakan sebelah pada 31 December 2008. Dan sebelah lagi
pada 1 January 2009... Wah...tahan sampai 2 tahun kan ?

NASI ATAU LAUK
Biar tahan lebih lama,
Jangan gunakan jari pasal jari korang ada bakteria.
Sebab tu lauk cepat basi. Ceduk la pakai sudu ke, sudip ke.

BARANGAN KEMAS TERUTAMA EMAS
Kalau untuk lebih 'tahan lama',
Bayarle zakat utk barang kemas tu atau pakai saja.
Barangan emas bila dah terlalu banyak, kena bayar zakat.
Kalau tak, tetiba hilang atau kena curi, padan muka korang, ha haa....

PAKAIAN.
Nak tahan lama
Jangan rendam dalam serbuk pencuci lama sangat elak guna washing mach.
Jangan jemur bawah mentari terik elak guna bleach.
Jangan bawa mandi kat beach.
Gantung bila disimpan.
Cuci guna air jeram/hujan.
Jangan bagi pinjam kat kawan!!!.
Kalau nak tahan lagi lama PINJAMLAH BAJU MEMBER...
BAJU SENDIRI SIMPAN.

KERETA
Nak tahan lama.
Lepas beli, simpan kat garaj. tutup elok2.. jangan bagi angin masuk.
jangan bagi abuk masuk.. jangan bagi wap air masuk.
bayar loan bulan2. sampai abis loan. gerenti tahan lama.

KENYANG
Kalau nak tahan lama,
Sebelum makan - baca bismillallah dan doa
Akhir makan - doa dan ucap alhamdullillah. ..

UMUR
Umur nak tahan lama?
Banyak kan senyum, jangan fikir semua masalah.

ROKOK
Rokok nak tahan lama?
Jangan hisapplah... ...!!!!, letak atas meja dan pandang saja. Tak pun hisap rokok kawan.rokok sendiri simpan.hehe

TIDUR
Nak tahan lama tak tidur malam
Rajin-rajinlah tidur siang.

HUBUNGAN
Bertahan lama dalam persahabatan/ hubungan,
Jujur dan ikhlas je!!!!

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MORAL: Kalau kena caranya memang boleh tahan lama... Hehe

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PostSubject: Re: Petua nak bagi tahan lama...   Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:31 pm

HUBUNGAN
Bertahan lama dalam persahabatan/ hubungan,
Jujur dan ikhlas je!!!!


sib baik i jujur dan ikhlas....ahakss friends

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PostSubject: Re: Petua nak bagi tahan lama...   Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:32 pm

aku ingt topik sebalik tirai kamar td..rupanya cite lawak..hehehe..

start ari ni nak senyum je..xnak pikir masalah..leh hidup lama

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PostSubject: Re: Petua nak bagi tahan lama...   Mon Nov 03, 2008 5:23 pm

UMUR
Umur nak tahan lama?
Banyak kan senyum, jangan fikir semua masalah.

ni bgus sgt..

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PostSubject: Re: Petua nak bagi tahan lama...   Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:22 am

bley ker tahan umur?
ner ada owang menongkat langit
ahaks...

tapi banyak senyum tu kira petua awet muda la kaaaaaaaaaaan Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Petua nak bagi tahan lama...   Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:32 am

mulai arini setiap masa nak senyuuuum je mcm kerang busuk.. huahuahua.. ikut petua koin.. ehehehehe.. baru bole menten 25 setiap masa..

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PostSubject: Re: Petua nak bagi tahan lama...   Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:35 am

hehehheheh..
senyumlah, senyumlah wahai cik ain molek...
muahhahaha..
senyum tu kan penwar duka..
org xsuke kite pun, kite senyum je..
no worries, no enemies..

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PostSubject: Re: Petua nak bagi tahan lama...   Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:38 am

senyum tu satu sedekah... manyaknya sedekah yg cik ain buat setiap hari yea... kalau org tak ske pun cik ain senyum, kalau suke sure senyum lagi lebar sampai nampak gigi geraham.. Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Petua nak bagi tahan lama...   Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:43 am

Smile Smile Smile

rasa cam umur aku 18 je...mudanya..

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PostSubject: Re: Petua nak bagi tahan lama...   Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:10 pm

tu baru 3 smilies tu... kalau lapan? lagi le mudanyeeeee

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PostSubject: Re: Petua nak bagi tahan lama...   Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:12 pm

lg satu petua tahan lama...salah satu sarawaknya produk.. haha

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PostSubject: Re: Petua nak bagi tahan lama...   Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:14 pm

produk apa tu zam? produk kecantikan anita sarawak ke? huahuahua

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PostSubject: Re: Petua nak bagi tahan lama...   Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:17 pm

a'ah zol..ko tgk le kak nittaa kita tuh...licin berseri..hehe

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PostSubject: Re: Petua nak bagi tahan lama...   Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:23 pm

kira bole hidup lama le tu yea.. huahuahuahu.. selain dari produk tu ada ke produk lain yg bole buat kita tahan lama yg datang dari sarawak tu zam... confused

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PostSubject: Re: Petua nak bagi tahan lama...   Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:25 pm

ada...tp kena beli kat s'wak la..kat chowkit ada..jln mesjid india pun ada jual..tp xtau orike tak..hehe..tahan lama tu beb.. haha

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PostSubject: Re: Petua nak bagi tahan lama...   Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:27 pm

produk apakah itu zam... sesungguhnya aku tak tahu menahu p0ns tentang produk itu... asal dari sarawak tapi juga bole didapati di KL yea.. hebat produk tu..

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PostSubject: Re: Petua nak bagi tahan lama...   Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:29 pm

aku xpenah try lg..takut tahan lama sgt... jenuh nanti.. ko try tanya org s'wk la..aku pun dgr2 gitew je.. nk habaq pun malu2 lg.. hahaha

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PostSubject: Re: Petua nak bagi tahan lama...   Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:31 pm

aku sabah penah le aku pegi.. sarawak aku x penah pegi lagi so aku pun tatau le.. ada org sarawak tak kat sini yea.. nak tanya nih.

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PostSubject: Re: Petua nak bagi tahan lama...   Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:48 pm

weyyy korang berdua itewwwwwwwwww
korang nie salah masuk thread ker haper????
sarawak2 sila bincang kat thread laen eksss

***opssss apsal tetiba bayu rasa cam jadik inspekter sahab jer neh...ahakss
gatal jer tangan nie cam nak menggari kowang berdua tuuuh...heheheh Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Petua nak bagi tahan lama...   Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:59 pm

nape xleh? bayu tahu ke apa yg kitorg bincang n cari ni? ke dah penah guna ni..hehehe

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PostSubject: Re: Petua nak bagi tahan lama...   Tue Nov 04, 2008 3:17 pm

haluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
kozam takder maknanyer bayu nak guna menda2 tu semer eksss
lempang kang!!!

kalo u ooollll bayu tak tahu la kaaaaaaaaaan
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PostSubject: Re: Petua nak bagi tahan lama...   Tue Nov 04, 2008 3:19 pm

i xperlu gadget2 itu semua...
natural strength nih..haha...
i bukan org s'wk lalalalalalala

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PostSubject: Re: Petua nak bagi tahan lama...   Tue Nov 04, 2008 3:23 pm

tawwww takper
natural is better kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

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PostSubject: Re: Petua nak bagi tahan lama...   Tue Nov 04, 2008 3:44 pm

watpe lama2 sgt kaaannnnn... lama2 nanti berapi..cam org purba nyalakan api..gesel kayu lama2 sampai kuar api..haha

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PostSubject: Re: Petua nak bagi tahan lama...   Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:13 pm

siottttt jerrrrrrrr kozam Laughing
a'ah kan...ada kebenarannya...
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