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roll_honey
DYMM Permaisuri Teratak
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 |  Subject: Kain tok iman  Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:14 pm | |
| Ayah aku suka memberi amaran padaku dengan menjeling garang jika aku
membuat sesuatu yang tidak disukainya. Contohnya, jika ke kedai,kalau aku
mengambil gula-gula, dia akan menjeling padaku bermakna aku disuruh letakkan
semula gula-gula itu ke tempatnya semula.
Suatu hari,aku mengikut ayah ke surau untuk solat maghrib.Ketika sedang
rukuk, aku melihat kain pelikat tok imam tersepit di celah punggungnya.
Aku yang 'konon'nya ingin membantu,terus menarik kain yang tersepit itu.
Ayahku yang sedang solat terus memberi jelingannya padaku. Aku pun faham
maksudnya itu,lalu terus memasukkan semula kain pelikat tok imam itu
semula ke celah punggung tok imam tadi. Apalagi,melatah lah tok imam tadi.
Habis satu jemaah batal solat mereka kerana turut terkejut dengan latahan
tok imam tadi. Ayahku yang bermuka merah padam menahan malu dan marah
mengheret aku balik ke rumah. Malam tu, berbirat punggung aku dirotannya.
Moral : Jangan memandai nak masukkan kain ke celah punggung tok imam. | |
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zoulle
Inspekter Sahab
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Age : 43
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| | Subject: Re: Kain tok iman Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:12 pm | |
| giler giler... kalaulah diriku yg kena gitu mau lompat.. takleh tahan wooo... huahuahua | |
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zam
Bendahara
Posts : 5644
Age : 35
Location : Petaling Jaya
Status : Married
Joined : 2008-03-28
| | Subject: Re: Kain tok iman Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:14 pm | |
| ala zol.. cam tak biasa lak.. hahaha | |
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zoulle
Inspekter Sahab
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| | Subject: Re: Kain tok iman Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:21 pm | |
| huahuahua.. x sanggup aku nak pikir.. berdiri bulu roma.. hahaha | |
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zam
Bendahara
Posts : 5644
Age : 35
Location : Petaling Jaya
Status : Married
Joined : 2008-03-28
| | Subject: Re: Kain tok iman Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:22 pm | |
| pejam je mata...tahan.. pastu ko layan la...haha | |
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zoulle
Inspekter Sahab
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Age : 43
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| | Subject: Re: Kain tok iman Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:40 pm | |
| isk, kata-kata ko tu bole menyebabkan org pandang serong kat kita zam.. isk.. | |
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zam
Bendahara
Posts : 5644
Age : 35
Location : Petaling Jaya
Status : Married
Joined : 2008-03-28
| | Subject: Re: Kain tok iman Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:46 pm | |
| biar semua tahu keindahan hidup kita zol..hahaha.. | |
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zoulle
Inspekter Sahab
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| | Subject: Re: Kain tok iman Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:54 pm | |
| i x kisah zam... cuma takut ada yg tingin nak join dalam hidup kita doang ni.. | |
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zam
Bendahara
Posts : 5644
Age : 35
Location : Petaling Jaya
Status : Married
Joined : 2008-03-28
| | Subject: Re: Kain tok iman Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:04 pm | |
| aku xkisah...sanggup bermadu.. aman skit dunia kita dari anasir2 kentut berbunyi nih.. | |
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zoulle
Inspekter Sahab
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| | Subject: Re: Kain tok iman Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:49 pm | |
| kalau tuan G aku takmo.. takuttt... | |
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zam
Bendahara
Posts : 5644
Age : 35
Location : Petaling Jaya
Status : Married
Joined : 2008-03-28
| | Subject: Re: Kain tok iman Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:50 pm | |
| nape..dah tgk ke? hehe
aku risau ngan budak yg jolok tok imam tu..kot2 bila besar jadi gay lak..haha | |
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apatz
Darjah Setia Di Raja
Posts : 325
Age : 42
Location : keyel
Status : baker bakery
Joined : 2008-08-14
| | Subject: Re: Kain tok iman Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:38 pm | |
| ~munkin sbb tue bdk2 kene dok saf belakang...
MORAL: abaikan kain yg tersepit..zam n zol jgn tiru budak nie ye time2 terawih:D | |
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Spawn
Temenggung
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Status : 'Hilang Secara Misteri'
Joined : 2008-04-04
| | Subject: Re: Kain tok iman Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:58 am | |
| pergh,tusukan berbisa tu.Ish. | |
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mehatespink
Temenggung
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Age : 40
Location : sumwhere in malaysia
Joined : 2008-04-03
| | Subject: Re: Kain tok iman Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:01 am | |
| muahhahahah.. nk g masukkan jg la  | |
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bayu_pagi
Temenggung
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Age : 45
Location : EARTH~
Status : MaRRieD
Joined : 2008-05-05
| | Subject: Re: Kain tok iman Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:21 am | |
| zam...tau la dah biaserrrrrrrrrrr xyah ar nak kabor kat owang semer...ahaksss sian tok imam....len kali bior jer kain pelikat dia terselit celah montot...hehehehe  | |
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zoulle
Inspekter Sahab
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| | Subject: Re: Kain tok iman Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:25 am | |
| isk ngeri bila dibayangkan wooo... jangan kata masukkan balik, time tarik tu pun da bole lompat.. hahahahha | |
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bayu_pagi
Temenggung
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| | Subject: Re: Kain tok iman Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:27 am | |
| ngilu ke haper zul??? harharharhar....  | |
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zoulle
Inspekter Sahab
Posts : 5286
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| | Subject: Re: Kain tok iman Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:38 am | |
| bukan ngilu... serammm... huahuahua.. gelimattttt... | |
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zam
Bendahara
Posts : 5644
Age : 35
Location : Petaling Jaya
Status : Married
Joined : 2008-03-28
| | Subject: Re: Kain tok iman Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:32 am | |
| mana de biasa bayu...xbiasa tersepit2 kain nih.. zol tu biasa...tu yg dia tahu ngilu la..seram la.. | |
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bayu_pagi
Temenggung
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Age : 45
Location : EARTH~
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| | Subject: Re: Kain tok iman Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:39 am | |
| hehehe...ala kowang dua sama la 2 x 5 jerrrrr
zam need ur help....pls... | |
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Yeop007
Darjah Setia Di Raja
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Age : 53
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