HomeGalleryFAQSearchMemberlistRegisterLog in
Log in
Username:
Password:
Log in automatically: 
:: I forgot my password
Jom Borak
Organisasi Teratak
PENAUNG
DYMM Sultan Teratak
DYMM Permaisuri
 
WEBMASTER
 
ADMINISTRATORS
Inspektor Sahab
Bendahara Teratak
 
MODERATORS
Temenggung Teratak
 
TDC's Logo
Designed by:
Latest topics
» Flaming Desire - www.kedaikuat.com
Yesterday at 11:51 am by notrex

» phero max original minyak wangi pemikat WWW.KEDAIKUAT.COM
Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:33 pm by notrex

» Phero-X Perfume Murah RM65 - WWW.KEDAIKUAT.COM
Wed Dec 07, 2016 6:23 pm by notrex

» MAX XTENDER - www.kedaikuat.com
Tue Dec 06, 2016 6:22 pm by notrex

» Bazooka Pills 60 BIJI RM220 | www.kedaikuat.com 0133066540
Mon Dec 05, 2016 6:04 pm by notrex

» Vimax Izon Original RM220 | www.kedaikuat.com
Sun Dec 04, 2016 6:18 pm by notrex

» PROEXTENDER v3 rm120 WWW.KEDAIBATIN.COM
Sat Nov 26, 2016 2:53 pm by notrex

» Energy Power Pump Murah - Alat Tambah Saiz Zakar
Thu Nov 24, 2016 5:55 pm by notrex

» X-MEN VACUUM PUMP RM180 - 0133066540
Wed Nov 23, 2016 6:07 pm by notrex

» PAM ZAKAR HIGH VACUUM WWW.KEDAIBATIN.COM - RM90
Tue Nov 22, 2016 5:55 pm by notrex

» PAM ZAKAR HANDSOME UP - WWW.KEDAIBATIN.COM
Mon Nov 21, 2016 5:48 pm by notrex

» Bathmate RM180 FREE SHOWER STRAP
Sun Nov 20, 2016 3:09 pm by notrex

» VIMAX DELAY SPRAY - WWW.KEDAIBATIN.COM
Thu Nov 17, 2016 6:12 pm by notrex

»  Topman 3 Malaysia | Topman 3 Pills | RM80 0133066540
Wed Nov 16, 2016 6:51 pm by notrex

» TISU SUPER MAGIC - www.kedaibatin.com
Tue Nov 15, 2016 1:43 pm by notrex

Poll
Teratak Dunia Cyber
Membosankan
8%
 8% [ 3 ]
Biasa sahaja
19%
 19% [ 7 ]
Menarik
50%
 50% [ 18 ]
Amat menarik
22%
 22% [ 8 ]
Total Votes : 36
Top posters
zam
 
zoulle
 
mehatespink
 
nina2519
 
bayu_pagi
 
notme
 
roll_honey
 
irees_natasha
 
notrex
 
jay
 
Who is online?
In total there are 4 users online :: 0 Registered, 0 Hidden and 4 Guests :: 1 Bot

None

Most users ever online was 70 on Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:31 pm

Share | 
 

 Kain tok iman

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
roll_honey
DYMM Permaisuri Teratak
DYMM Permaisuri Teratak


Female
Posts : 1681
Age : 40
Location : Bandaraya Pesisir Air
Status : Lumber HaraM
Joined : 2008-04-01

PostSubject: Kain tok iman   Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:14 pm

Ayah aku suka memberi amaran padaku dengan menjeling garang jika aku
membuat sesuatu yang tidak disukainya. Contohnya, jika ke kedai,kalau aku
mengambil gula-gula, dia akan menjeling padaku bermakna aku disuruh letakkan
semula gula-gula itu ke tempatnya semula.

Suatu hari,aku mengikut ayah ke surau untuk solat maghrib.Ketika sedang
rukuk, aku melihat kain pelikat tok imam tersepit di celah punggungnya.
Aku yang 'konon'nya ingin membantu,terus menarik kain yang tersepit itu.
Ayahku yang sedang solat terus memberi jelingannya padaku. Aku pun faham
maksudnya itu,lalu terus memasukkan semula kain pelikat tok imam itu
semula ke celah punggung tok imam tadi. Apalagi,melatah lah tok imam tadi.
Habis satu jemaah batal solat mereka kerana turut terkejut dengan latahan
tok imam tadi. Ayahku yang bermuka merah padam menahan malu dan marah
mengheret aku balik ke rumah. Malam tu, berbirat punggung aku dirotannya.


Moral : Jangan memandai nak masukkan kain ke celah punggung tok imam.

_________________
"Dunia Ini Adalah Perhiasan Dan
Sebaik-Baik Perhiasan Adalah Wanita
Yang Solehah."

"MAMA NABILAH"

Amin
Back to top Go down
View user profile
zoulle
Inspekter Sahab
Inspekter Sahab


Male
Posts : 5286
Age : 36
Location : world wide web
Joined : 2008-03-29

PostSubject: Re: Kain tok iman   Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:12 pm

giler giler... kalaulah diriku yg kena gitu mau lompat.. takleh tahan wooo... huahuahua

_________________
~sila baca post saye dengan irama yang girang, ceria da positif, agar tak tersalah faham nanti.. hihihi~
Back to top Go down
View user profile
zam
Bendahara
Bendahara


Male
Posts : 5644
Age : 28
Location : Petaling Jaya
Status : Married
Joined : 2008-03-28

PostSubject: Re: Kain tok iman   Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:14 pm

ala zol.. cam tak biasa lak.. hahaha

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://cencuroot.blogspot.com
zoulle
Inspekter Sahab
Inspekter Sahab


Male
Posts : 5286
Age : 36
Location : world wide web
Joined : 2008-03-29

PostSubject: Re: Kain tok iman   Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:21 pm

huahuahua.. x sanggup aku nak pikir.. berdiri bulu roma.. hahaha

_________________
~sila baca post saye dengan irama yang girang, ceria da positif, agar tak tersalah faham nanti.. hihihi~
Back to top Go down
View user profile
zam
Bendahara
Bendahara


Male
Posts : 5644
Age : 28
Location : Petaling Jaya
Status : Married
Joined : 2008-03-28

PostSubject: Re: Kain tok iman   Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:22 pm

pejam je mata...tahan.. pastu ko layan la...haha

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://cencuroot.blogspot.com
zoulle
Inspekter Sahab
Inspekter Sahab


Male
Posts : 5286
Age : 36
Location : world wide web
Joined : 2008-03-29

PostSubject: Re: Kain tok iman   Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:40 pm

isk, kata-kata ko tu bole menyebabkan org pandang serong kat kita zam.. isk..

_________________
~sila baca post saye dengan irama yang girang, ceria da positif, agar tak tersalah faham nanti.. hihihi~
Back to top Go down
View user profile
zam
Bendahara
Bendahara


Male
Posts : 5644
Age : 28
Location : Petaling Jaya
Status : Married
Joined : 2008-03-28

PostSubject: Re: Kain tok iman   Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:46 pm

biar semua tahu keindahan hidup kita zol..hahaha..

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://cencuroot.blogspot.com
zoulle
Inspekter Sahab
Inspekter Sahab


Male
Posts : 5286
Age : 36
Location : world wide web
Joined : 2008-03-29

PostSubject: Re: Kain tok iman   Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:54 pm

i x kisah zam... cuma takut ada yg tingin nak join dalam hidup kita doang ni..

_________________
~sila baca post saye dengan irama yang girang, ceria da positif, agar tak tersalah faham nanti.. hihihi~
Back to top Go down
View user profile
zam
Bendahara
Bendahara


Male
Posts : 5644
Age : 28
Location : Petaling Jaya
Status : Married
Joined : 2008-03-28

PostSubject: Re: Kain tok iman   Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:04 pm

aku xkisah...sanggup bermadu.. aman skit dunia kita dari anasir2 kentut berbunyi nih..

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://cencuroot.blogspot.com
zoulle
Inspekter Sahab
Inspekter Sahab


Male
Posts : 5286
Age : 36
Location : world wide web
Joined : 2008-03-29

PostSubject: Re: Kain tok iman   Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:49 pm

kalau tuan G aku takmo.. takuttt...

_________________
~sila baca post saye dengan irama yang girang, ceria da positif, agar tak tersalah faham nanti.. hihihi~
Back to top Go down
View user profile
zam
Bendahara
Bendahara


Male
Posts : 5644
Age : 28
Location : Petaling Jaya
Status : Married
Joined : 2008-03-28

PostSubject: Re: Kain tok iman   Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:50 pm

nape..dah tgk ke? hehe
aku risau ngan budak yg jolok tok imam tu..kot2 bila besar jadi gay lak..haha

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://cencuroot.blogspot.com
apatz
Darjah Setia Di Raja
Darjah Setia Di Raja


Male
Posts : 325
Age : 35
Location : keyel
Status : baker bakery
Joined : 2008-08-14

PostSubject: Re: Kain tok iman   Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:38 pm

~munkin sbb tue bdk2 kene dok saf belakang...

MORAL: abaikan kain yg tersepit..zam n zol jgn tiru budak nie ye time2 terawih:D
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.friendster.com
Spawn
Temenggung
Temenggung


Male
Posts : 550
Age : 32
Location : Pasir Gudang
Status : 'Hilang Secara Misteri'
Joined : 2008-04-04

PostSubject: Re: Kain tok iman   Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:58 am

pergh,tusukan berbisa tu.Ish.
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.lirikdanlagu.blogspot.com
mehatespink
Temenggung
Temenggung


Female
Posts : 2860
Age : 33
Location : sumwhere in malaysia
Joined : 2008-04-03

PostSubject: Re: Kain tok iman   Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:01 am

muahhahahah.. nk g masukkan jg la Razz

_________________
::mehatespink::
Back to top Go down
View user profile
bayu_pagi
Temenggung
Temenggung


Female
Posts : 2295
Age : 38
Location : EARTH~
Status : MaRRieD
Joined : 2008-05-05

PostSubject: Re: Kain tok iman   Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:21 am

zam...tau la dah biaserrrrrrrrrrr xyah ar nak kabor kat owang semer...ahaksss

sian tok imam....len kali bior jer kain pelikat dia terselit celah montot...hehehehe

gurl

_________________
~bayu_pagi~
^LiFe MusT Go oN^
::kawan-kawan takmo lawan::
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.yahoo.com
zoulle
Inspekter Sahab
Inspekter Sahab


Male
Posts : 5286
Age : 36
Location : world wide web
Joined : 2008-03-29

PostSubject: Re: Kain tok iman   Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:25 am

isk ngeri bila dibayangkan wooo... jangan kata masukkan balik, time tarik tu pun da bole lompat.. hahahahha

_________________
~sila baca post saye dengan irama yang girang, ceria da positif, agar tak tersalah faham nanti.. hihihi~
Back to top Go down
View user profile
bayu_pagi
Temenggung
Temenggung


Female
Posts : 2295
Age : 38
Location : EARTH~
Status : MaRRieD
Joined : 2008-05-05

PostSubject: Re: Kain tok iman   Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:27 am

ngilu ke haper zul???
harharharhar....

Laughing

_________________
~bayu_pagi~
^LiFe MusT Go oN^
::kawan-kawan takmo lawan::
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.yahoo.com
zoulle
Inspekter Sahab
Inspekter Sahab


Male
Posts : 5286
Age : 36
Location : world wide web
Joined : 2008-03-29

PostSubject: Re: Kain tok iman   Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:38 am

bukan ngilu... serammm... huahuahua.. gelimattttt...

_________________
~sila baca post saye dengan irama yang girang, ceria da positif, agar tak tersalah faham nanti.. hihihi~
Back to top Go down
View user profile
zam
Bendahara
Bendahara


Male
Posts : 5644
Age : 28
Location : Petaling Jaya
Status : Married
Joined : 2008-03-28

PostSubject: Re: Kain tok iman   Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:32 am

mana de biasa bayu...xbiasa tersepit2 kain nih.. zol tu biasa...tu yg dia tahu ngilu la..seram la..

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://cencuroot.blogspot.com
bayu_pagi
Temenggung
Temenggung


Female
Posts : 2295
Age : 38
Location : EARTH~
Status : MaRRieD
Joined : 2008-05-05

PostSubject: Re: Kain tok iman   Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:39 am

hehehe...ala kowang dua sama la 2 x 5 jerrrrr

zam need ur help....pls...

_________________
~bayu_pagi~
^LiFe MusT Go oN^
::kawan-kawan takmo lawan::
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.yahoo.com
Yeop007
Darjah Setia Di Raja
Darjah Setia Di Raja


Male
Posts : 107
Age : 46
Location : Gombak
Status : Tokeh DVD
Joined : 2008-08-26

PostSubject: Re: Kain tok iman   Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:15 pm

Yeop tahan gelak : ayuhaii..agak2 pe bahase tok imam tu latah ye.? ko tau ke tenok.?

Tenok seploh kali tahan gelak : htah haa..hahu hun hak hoheh hayanghannn.!!

thinking
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.mobile_money.com
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: Kain tok iman   Today at 4:53 pm

Back to top Go down
 
Kain tok iman
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Denim Embellishments

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Forum Komuniti Teratak :: Teratak Santai :: Teratak Lawak & Cerita-
Jump to: