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PostSubject: Tips kejutkan org bersahur ...   Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:22 pm

Kalau nak kejutkan org bangun tidur esp sahur..cam ni antara caranya..

1.
Beri Salam dulu, bagi memberi peluang kepada rohnya utk masuk ke
badan>pegang anak jari kiri/kanan sambil tu panggil nama dia
perlahan lahan..
2. sentuh bahu org tidur tu..dan goyangkan perlahan lahan..sambil panggil nama
dia...
3. renjis air kat muka dia...sambil panggil nama dia...
4. tampar tampar manja pipi dia..sambil panggil nama dia...
5. tutup kipas/air cond

tp kalau still tak effect


1. jerit nama dia kuat kuat...
2. pukul ibu jari kaki dia..cam antu toyol gigit
3. simbah air sebaldi...kalau bleh air rendam baju dalam korang
4. tarik rambut dia sampai jatuh dr tilam
5. goyang badan dia kuat2 then jerit gempabumi! gempabumi! tsunami!tsunami!
6. jerit api! api! api!
7. letak kfc ke RFC,macdonald ke xpun ikan patin masak tempoyak yg baru dibeli sebelah hidung dia..bg ambik bau sikit

tp kalau still tak effect gak


1. pergi kat telinga dia...then sebut maa rabbuka! sambil seru nama dia byk kali...
2. pergi kat dia, baca je surah yaa sin! hehehehehe

tp kalau still tak effect gak...ni je la cara terakhir


1. panggil je orang masjid/surau untuk uruskan...kerana Tuhan lebih menyayanginya.

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PostSubject: Re: Tips kejutkan org bersahur ...   Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:30 pm

Innalillahiwainnahilaihirojiun... xsempat dia nak beraya tahun ni...

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PostSubject: Re: Tips kejutkan org bersahur ...   Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:36 pm

aku kalau tengah tidur org buat mcm tu, org tu plak yg akan arwah pastu.. huahuahua

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PostSubject: Re: Tips kejutkan org bersahur ...   Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:37 pm

dah dua org arwah...innalilllah...dua2 xsempat raya...

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PostSubject: Re: Tips kejutkan org bersahur ...   Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:09 pm

tarik je la ibu jari kaki dia...x payah le gegar bdn org tu...mau terkejut trus pening paler...selalunya berkesan...kalo yg x berkesan tu tido mati kot hihihihi
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PostSubject: Re: Tips kejutkan org bersahur ...   Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:11 am

muahhahahah.. lawak giler..
tp realitinye mmg ade org yg bile da tdo susa nk kejot..
payah kan men lg..

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PostSubject: Re: Tips kejutkan org bersahur ...   Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:36 am

sedihnya klu tu org yg kite sayang...
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