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 Tak nak masuk syurga..mak marah

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PostSubject: Tak nak masuk syurga..mak marah   Wed Aug 20, 2008 3:42 pm

Seorang Ustazah sedang mengajar tentang syurga dan neraka kepada murid-muridnya di Kelas 1 Anggur.

Ustazah : Siapa yang hendak masuk syurga sila angkat tangan!

Ustazah itu bertanya kepada semua anak muridnya. Semua pelajarnya mengangkat tangan kecuali seorang sahaja iaitu Sulaiman Bin Wagirin (Ayahnya JAWA).

Ustazah : Sulaiman, kenapa kamu tidak mahu masuk syurga? Nak masuk neraka ke?

Sulamain Bin Wagirin (ayahnya Jawa) : Tak

Ustazah : Habis tu kenapa?

Sulamain Bin Wagirin (ayahnya Jawa) : Mak saya marah, mak saya pesan lepas sekolah terus balik rumah jangan singgah mana-mana. Kalau saya ikut ustazah masuk syurga nanti mak saya cari saya...pastu mesti saya kena rotan.
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PostSubject: Re: Tak nak masuk syurga..mak marah   Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:41 pm

anak yg soleh btol sulaiman ni sbb die ngikut cakap mak die Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Tak nak masuk syurga..mak marah   Wed Aug 20, 2008 5:21 pm

mak dia dah pesan tu jgn pi mana2..hehehe.. pi syurga pun xleh..

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PostSubject: Re: Tak nak masuk syurga..mak marah   Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:13 am

wakakakaka....lurus nye la si sulaiman neh.... lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Tak nak masuk syurga..mak marah   Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:21 pm

hehehe ni lurus bendul betul ni, tiang pon bengkok dia langgar hehehe...
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PostSubject: Re: Tak nak masuk syurga..mak marah   Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:24 pm

mak dia la asyik pesan itu ini sampai sulaiman cam 'terkongkong' dlm pesana mak dia...sian leman..sabar ye leman..

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PostSubject: Re: Tak nak masuk syurga..mak marah   Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:24 pm

hahaha
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