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PostSubject: Re: Kerana SUAMI, ISTERI cepat tua   Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:52 pm

kalo suami sayang isteri ...mesti si suami tak akan wat isteri dia nampak tua ....

tapi kekadang ada gak isteri wat suami nampak tua ... hehhehehe Evil

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PostSubject: Re: Kerana SUAMI, ISTERI cepat tua   Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:00 pm

cencuroot wrote:
stokin n mentol tu simbolik menandakan suami dan isteri ni saling memerlukan...hehe

Evil or Very Mad Laughing cam ner aku leh lupa part ni..ooo kalo mentol rosak kene ada stokin..

kalo stokin rosak kene ada mentol ek..muahaha
baru faham ngan topik ni..pandai..pandai zam..

* kanda...pandai betol bendahara zam ni..tak rugi kanda lantik dia..

scratch Kerana SUAMI, ISTERI cepat tua..kalo ada sepuloh cam bendahara ni aman umah yang tak ada tanga... Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Kerana SUAMI, ISTERI cepat tua   Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:12 pm

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stokin n mentol tu simbolik menandakan suami dan isteri ni saling memerlukan...hehe

hehehe statement ko nie zam bikin ati bayu debor2 windu kat hubby...
ghaser nak berlari feluk dia jer...ahahahahaha

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PostSubject: Re: Kerana SUAMI, ISTERI cepat tua   Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:14 pm

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scratch apa kene mengena stokin,mentol...ngan topik Kerana SUAMI, ISTERI cepat tua ?

ilang stokin leh wat kin tua ?
atau tua buat kin lupa letak mana stokin ?

lampu rosak nampak kin tua sbb gelap?
atau gelap buat kin nampak tua ?

hahahahaha pandai pandai...

sengih

aiyooooo kak da lu ar bikin wa fenin laaaa

mentol dan stokin bagai isi dan kuku....ahakssss

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PostSubject: Re: Kerana SUAMI, ISTERI cepat tua   Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:15 pm

lenkali rindu kat suami tgk la mentol2 lampu... suami lak bila rindu isteri tgk la stokin...

sorang pandang atas...sorang pandang bawah..hehe

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PostSubject: Re: Kerana SUAMI, ISTERI cepat tua   Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:19 pm

cam best jer sorang pandang atas sorang pandang bawah neh....ahaksss
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PostSubject: Re: Kerana SUAMI, ISTERI cepat tua   Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:19 pm

cencuroot wrote:
lenkali rindu kat suami tgk la mentol2 lampu... suami lak bila rindu isteri tgk la stokin...

sorang pandang atas...sorang pandang bawah..hehe

zam..
silap2 pandang.. sparrow terus eye ball tu.. cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Kerana SUAMI, ISTERI cepat tua   Fri Aug 15, 2008 9:55 am

sparrow takpe... jgn di telannya mentol lampu tuh..maklumla rindu sgt..

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PostSubject: Re: Kerana SUAMI, ISTERI cepat tua   Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:05 am

cencuroot wrote:
sparrow takpe... jgn di telannya mentol lampu tuh..maklumla rindu sgt..

itu dah memang confirm kes naya tu.... affraid

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PostSubject: Re: Kerana SUAMI, ISTERI cepat tua   Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:37 am

sebenar nyer kanda x lantik pun malahan dia sendiri yg melantik dirinya sebagai bendahara dan sekarang dah dapat darjah seri mahkota lagi.... hmmmm
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PostSubject: Re: Kerana SUAMI, ISTERI cepat tua   Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:41 am

haha..aku gila kuasa jay... darjah seri mahkota tu ikut jumlah posting la...aku dah 2000 lebih.. hehe (off topic jap)

kembali ke tajuk utama..

suami kena rajin le tolong2 isteri wat keje kat umah tu...ringan tgn skit..hehe

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PostSubject: Re: Kerana SUAMI, ISTERI cepat tua   Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:46 am

ibarat mentol ngn stokin..betul x zam?? hehe..

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PostSubject: Re: Kerana SUAMI, ISTERI cepat tua   Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:56 am

perumpamaan baru tuh... camne la leh terguna mentol ngan stokin tuh..hehe

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PostSubject: Re: Kerana SUAMI, ISTERI cepat tua   Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:06 am

apsl aku still x phm mentol dgn stokin ni..

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PostSubject: Re: Kerana SUAMI, ISTERI cepat tua   Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:08 am

ko baca le dari awal perbincangan nih..

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PostSubject: Re: Kerana SUAMI, ISTERI cepat tua   Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:49 am

zam..
akak rasa bagus kita bawa usul perumpamaan baru tu ke Dewan Rakyat ... untung-untung jadi rang undang-undang negara yang baru kui kui kui cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Kerana SUAMI, ISTERI cepat tua   Sun Aug 17, 2008 4:21 pm

Laughing haha kesimpulannya...jeng2

isteri kalo tak nak nampok tua, kene ada mentol
suami plak kalo tak nak bg isteri tua kene
ada stokin muahaha .........ske stokin..kalo gelap2
time mentol tak nyala..

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PostSubject: Re: Kerana SUAMI, ISTERI cepat tua   Tue Aug 19, 2008 5:31 pm

kak da...bayu tabik spring ler ke mu....
kesimpulan yg mampu menyimpulkan sumernya....
tersimpul kalu...pepandai ler leraikan...ahakss

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