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PostSubject: Mongolian VD   Tue Jul 08, 2008 1:21 pm

> An American tourist goes on a trip to China . While in China
> he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the
> time.
>
> A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes
> one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps.
> Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having
> seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in
> two days.
>
> The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says:
>
'I ' ve got bad news for you. You ' ve contracted Mongolian VD. It' s
very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'.
The man looks a little
> perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up,
> doc'. The doctor answers: 'I ' m sorry,there ' s no known cure.
>
> We ' re going to have to amputate your penis'.
> The man screams ! In horror,
> 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'. The
> doctor replies: 'Well,
> it ' s your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery
> is your only choice'.
>
>
> The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring
> that he ' ll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines
> his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
>
> The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already
> know that!, but what
> we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and
> amputate my penis?'
>
> The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs:


You drink this chinese medicine and I tell you.
> 'Stupid Amelican docta,
> always want to opelate. Make more money, that way. No need
> to opelate!'
> 'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
> 'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'You
> no worry! no pain, Wait two weeks and it fall off by itself! You save
> money.'
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PostSubject: Re: Mongolian VD   Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:28 pm

muhahahahhaha.. same je..

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